annyeonghaseyo, jeon hana imnida! i'm 25 now!! let me show u my daily life omo.
my child is 5 years old now omo! her name is jeon juan na (juancook + hana = jung na how creative!!)
ding ding!! omo my alarm!
i yawn and stretch my arms like those people in movies. beside me, juancook is still sleeping.
i go eat breakfast and then wake juan na up.
"juan na!! wake up!" i say sweetly while pounding a hammer on her head. that wakes her up every time.
and then i drop her off at school and go to work. so does juancook. we come back late afternoon, pick juan na up and go home to have dinner. then we go sleep.
my life is so interesting ik ik hhh
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one year later...
omo i'm waiting for my juancook oppar to pick me up to go home. i'm waiting on a bench in a park during spring and everything looks like an anime uwu
someone sits beside me. omo who could it be????? slowly i turn my head.....
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omo it's peppa pig senpai!! she's so kawaii!!!
"ahh annyeong...." i introduce myself.
and what came out of her mouth... was the mesmerizingest(?) thing i've ever heard.
"oink," peppa pig senpai said. gosh so poetic it brings tears to my eyes.
"oh saranghae too!!!!! wanna marry me?" i ask. peppa pig nods, tears of happiness glistening in her eyes. "oink....." i kisseu her hand passionately omo
then i kisseu her on the snout. ahh her beautiful soft pink skin so smooth... makes me blush uwu >_<
"hana!!!????? andwae...andwae... EOTTEOKHAE??????!?!?!" someone says from behind. i turn and look... JUANCOOK OPPAR?!?!
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"mianhae juan cook oppar.... i sarang peppa pig senpai now... mianhae." i cry a bit cause i feel bad for him. goddamn why is everyone crying
"oink..." peppa pig senpai honks sadly, now crying.
"NO HANA!!!! don't leave me!!! what about our child???" juancook says sorrowfully, sobbing.
"mianhae....annyeong juancook." i wall away while holding peppa pig senpais hand mmm
"saranghae...." i say to peppa senpai. she honks in agreement.
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in the end hana had 23 pig-human hybrids, 22 humans, 23 pigs and 1 dragon with peppa pig senpai although both of them are female so they can't make babies with each other.
they remained married until hana was 40. she then divorced peppa pig senpai and married her brother, george. together they had a dinosaur baby. rawr xD.
ok i swear this is the last part. i hope you enjoyed suffering, if you want pls check out my other books.
