Mein ein und alles- A Blitzwing X Reader fanfic

Chapter One

Y/n's point of view

The pain that had gripped me not long ago returned, but only for a second or few. Opening my optics, I notice that I seem to be in a dark room. I look down at my servos, which I could see clear as day. But as I look around, I seem to be floating in an empty, endless, dark abyss.
"Y/n..."
I hear a soft, comforting voice. But how sudden it was was what caused me to whip around.

And in all his glory, there he was... Primus himself. I knew it wasn't Unicron, since basically everyone knows how he looks, and there's kinda only two planet-sized Cybertronians in Cybertronian history, so they'd be pretty recognizable.

     "dear sweet Primus..." I mutter confusedly. "Am I... am I one with the Allspark..?" I then ask, looking at my servos.
"Not yet, young one. You still have a destiny to fulfill." Primus replies.
I feel a spark of flame beneath my chestplates... then feel it return as a spark, and I awaken with a gasp, sitting up and looking around frantically.
"Frau-"
I hit whoever was about to speak right in the side of the faceplate, causing something rather hilarious to happen.

"Y/N!"
"Y/N!"
"Dizzy!"
"HOW-"
"Vhy-"
"Not-"
"DARE-
"Did-"
"Liking-"
"JOU-"
"Jou-"
"Ze-"
"HIT-"
"Slap-"
"Dizzy!"
"ME!"
"Me?"

I suppressed a giggle as I pressed my servo to his faceplate to end the spinning, luckily on Icy, or I'm sure Hothead would've killed me.

I then noticed I wasn't on the battlefield. "Where's Megatron? Or... Or anyone else for that matter?" I ask

"Vell... Jou vere offlined, und Megatron zhreatened to kill me, and I grabbed jour body- look, I know zhat sounds veird, but I just sorta maybe kinda couldn't leave jou behind. I don't know Vhy I did it, actually.." He laughs nervously.

I place a servo on his shoulderplate((whatever it's called)) and smiled softly. "Don't worry, Blitz." I say, smiling softly. "If I was you, I'd probably do that, but with my own spin on things."

Hothead's faceplate flips into view, and he pins me against a wall by my neck cables. "Y/N! IF YOU MAKE VONE MORE BAD PUN ABOUT ME I AM GOING TO-"

"Oh nein, I'm so sorry." Blitzwing suddenly lets me go.

"Heh, it's fine." I smirk. "Totally worth it."

"Jou have to admit, zhat vas a good pun, ahaha!" Random laughs.

And as one would expect, because of Random complimenting my pun, he started arguing with himself. Except, Icy never got a word in, as I watched Sweet, Sweet chaos unfold in front of me, an evil smirk on my faceplates.

"VHAT ARE JOU SMIRKING ABOUT?!?!" Hothead pins me again.

"Nothing~!" I laugh. Hothead lowers his cannons, before it flips to Icy, who apologizes again.

"I am so very sorry, Frau, I can't control zhem." Icy apologizes.

"It's fine, ya Nazi." I giggle

"Vhat in zhe pits is a Nazi???" He asks.

"Nazis are German soldiers that killed millions of people in hope of a perfect world consistent of only Germans, straights, and Christians, which was seen as evil by the other countries and so the thing was shut down by several countries in the world." I explain.

"VHY JOU LITTLE GLITCH!!! I'M GOING TO-"

"Kill jou vith KINDNESS!" Random laughs, hugging me and nuzzling me like a cat. I blush, not exactly knowing what to say, while some odd feeling seems to slither it's way into my spark.

591 Words ((long chapter yayyy))

((As an extension (not going to word count) sorry for this taking so long lol))