Before asking ANYONE out EVER you need to experience rejection. So what is rejection you ask? Re•jec•tion /re'jekSH(e)n/ noun the dismissing or refusing of a proposal, idea, etc.
Example: "Stacy will you go out with me?"
"No."...This is the best feeling in the entire world! make sure to get rejected at least once before actually trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend/both. My best advice is to ask out the hottest person you can find this normally is your principle. mine is probably around 40 but looks like she's 169...i don't know how she does it!!! If you are the hottest person just ask out yourself it really works. If this person you ask out actually says yes this is what we would like to call a code kill yourself *suicide is not a joke please don't die* in the unlikely event they say yes say "Nah cuddie I wuz jus playin". Unfortunately if you do have to do that then you just rejected someone which is not as fun as being rejected. When you are doing the asking out do it in person. Rejection feels better in person, but if you are actually trying to get someone to date you do it over text...obviously!!
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