BREAK UP ARTIST - Matt Smith fanfic Completed

3. With your mother?

“I guess I am asking you out after just meeting you.” Matt says with a charming smile

“Then I guess I’m saying yes.” Liz says smiling at how shocked he looks

“How about tonight I’ll pick you up at seven?” Liz takes out a pen and takes a napkin and wrights her address and number on it.

“Try not to lose it.” She tells him as she starts walking out of the cafe

“Well do you want me to tell you something?” Jenna asks and Matt nods his head “I think that is the quickest way you got a girl to out with you.”

As Jenna tells him this he starts laughing like a maniac.

Before going to meet Eric she stops by her house to change and clean up, when she is done she is running to the cafe in mid town called Elysium. The cafe is nice when she enters and her eyes start looking for Eric who is seated in the corner drinking his coffee. She walks up to him and takes a seat and he looks up confused to see her.

“Elizabeth hey.” He tells her and she smiles at him

“Hey Eric this is hard but Elsa is breaking up with you she met her dream guy and she is dumping you.” She said that as considerably as she could and as she waits for his response she gets the confusion.

“Well that is a shook I was thinking of proposing I almost bought a ring.” He told her

“God thing you didn’t.” She tells him and looks and the phone for time it was eleven thirty she had a half an hour to meet with James her sisters best friends Isa’s boyfriend who was apparently boring. She has to hurry if she wants to catch him in the art gallery.

“I’m sorry Eric but I have to go.” She tells him as she is walking towards the door

The gallery is packed with people mostly tourist and academics she looks for the curator of the place asking a girl at the desk who shows her a blond guy who doesn’t look remotely to boring to her at least he looks nice. She walks up to him and he smiles

“Hey James Isa sent me.” She tells him as he looks at her confused “She is breaking up with you she finds it that you are a little to academically achieved for her.” She tells him and he asks her

“Who are you?” she takes a deep breath

“My name is Elizabeth Warren and I’m a brake up artist your ex girlfriend hired to break up with you.” She says and he just looks lost “Well that’s it I have to run.” As she exits the gallery her phone rings and it’s a text massage from Clara to meet her in the patisserie and that they have a client.

When she gets Liz get’s there there is already has a client sitting at the table and she looks at Clara who comes to her

“Oh you are going to love this one.” She tells her “This is a new one out of all reasons this one kicks but to all of them. Right Temp?” she asks Temperance who is sitting at her desk looking at her appointments and nods slightly.

Liz looks at the crying girl that is a wreck and walks up to her.

“Hey. I’m Elizabeth Warren how can I be of service?” she asks and the girl tells her how her boyfriend slept with her mother.

“With your mother?” Liz asks and the girl starts crying again

The girl is crying uncontrollably as she holds the chocolate cupcake. Liz looks at Clara who comes right away.

“We are going to need something with sprinkles stat.” She says as Clara nods and walks away.

“Marissa I know that it hurts but that why I’m here for ok? Man think that all of their mistakes and bad behavior will be forgiven with a stack of roses and chocolate nougat.” Liz started and the girl looks up to her

“I like nougat.” She says slowly

“No! That’s the emotion talking! Here is what you need to do: first you need to get throe the five emotional stages of post break up/dump. Stage one is denial.” Liz says to Marissa who raises her finger and says

“He can’t break up with me I rock.” Liz looks at her in shook and then nods her head

“Then anger.” Liz says as Marissa continues

“Fool how dear he denial my rockingnes.” She says with anger in her voice

“Next is bargaining.” Liz says slowly

“You know if I did more when we had sex he’d realize I rock.” The girl says more calmly

“Then depression.” Liz says still looking at the girl who starts crying a little

“Maybe I don’t rock.” She says and Liz looks at her confused

“And finally acceptance.” At that Marissa lifts her head up and says

“Screw him I do rock.” In that moment Clara comes back with a cupcake with sprinkles in her hand and Liz looks at her

“I’ve never seen somebody go throe the five stages so quickly.” She tells Clara who looks at the girl “Honey you are going to be fine.” Liz tells Marissa who smiles and then starts crying again

“With my mother.” She gets up from her set and hugs Clara who is still holding a cupcake in her hand.

As they make their way to the office they are welcomed by Temperance who is on the phone.

“This is Breakville when you are done kissing him will start dissing him this is Temperance on the phone how my I help you?” she says in the phone listening to the person on the other end “Yes. And we are also running a weekly special on ‘It’s not you it’s me’ break up motive.” She says and listens to the person on the other end.

Liz and Clara walk in and Clara has a chocolate stain on her silk blouse

“Never ever were silk to a break up meeting especially when frosting is involved.” Liz tells Clara who is looking at her blouse all sad “They can end up unpredictably.” She says “I mean they are actually thinking with their heart.” She says sarcastically. Liz was never a believer in love that is why she become a break up artist.

“And what’s wrong with that?” Clara asked her and Liz turns to her

“The hear is a special organ it’s not met to be used for thinking. And when you use something for the wrong purpose it usually breaks.” She tells her by shrugging her shoulders. In that moment her sister walks in and Liz is trying to escape her again.

 

I’m back with this story so Liz will soon have her first date with Matt tell me guys what you think of this one comment, vote I love you all and sorry for the long wait xoxo :)