3/16/18
Yo, I'm Kat and stuff. I'm female, so you don't gotta assume stuff cause it's 2018, amiright. Anyway, I'll explain more stuff about me throughout the book so I don't bore you, hope you enjoy.
There's this kid in my class, I'll call him Jo. I just met Jo this year, never seen him before. At the beginning of the year he was pretty chill and all, but then he got weird. He kept talking about guns and his...goats? He also had this annoying ass laugh that was like, "hHAHAHAHAHhgagahHhahahahah" and he smacked tables and crap. I started hating his guts and he swore and said weird stuff about me. It got me super uncomfortable, and one day I was tired of him and was like, "Hey, Jo. You know how you are what you eat? That's why you're a dick" and everyone just went like ooOoOoOoOhHhHHHhhH which was not needed, but I'll remember that forever. He also ended up asking me out twice, both times I denied. He was just a creep. I don't care about appearance, but to describe him, he was tall, wide around the waist if you know what I mean, pimples, glasses, buzz cut, weird jeans and t shirts, and just ugly inside and out. He claims to have lost his virginity which I just laugh cause he never will tbh. Anyway, recently the whole school had this event where we all went roller skating at some place over the weekend. Of course, he was there. I decided to spice things up, and I went to my friends mom (who also hates him) and was like "yo, you wouldn't be mad if I somehow accidentally fell/slide tackled/pushed a certain someone, would you?" And she was chill and nodded, knowing what. So I hunted him down and sped at him, then legit slide tackled this kid. He fell and the whole floor shook. Everyone started cheering and clapping and laughing, cause nobody likes him. When she drove me home, she told my mom what happened cause it was funny, and of course my friends mom said, "if someone were to shoot up the school, it would be him" (note: I don't like nor do I make shooter jokes. They're serious and not funny, but I'm just quoting what she said) and I just sorta realized that and was like "crap". Today, we were on the bus and I was pretending to record him while recording myself. He got so pissed lmao. Anyway, he was talking super loud and stuff, so I decided to record what he was saying (not including him in footage), he ended up saying the c, f, s, and a word. So he's kinda screwed. I don't wanna get on his bad side, though. In case he does end up shooting up the school, which I pray never happens again. Yolo I guess.
