The Camera Girl ( A Kellin Quinn fanfiction )

The Sexicans

I begin to get bored with him lifelessly pointing out all the rooms so I decide to get my camera out.

"Hey crazykatz! I am in the school now! did you guys write in the comments? if you didn't I will kill you in your sleep, although the majority of you guys probably didn't so unkess I'm like a killer santa, you'll be safe! wouldn't it be cool to be a killer santa though! no one would think it was you cos you couldn't be in America one minute and Jamaica the next! Anyway as I was sayi-"

"What the fuck are you doing?!?" kellin interupts, earning a death glare from me.

"recording a video for my channel, now if you'll excuse me, are you still there my kittens? this is kellin," I say whilst whirling the camera in his face, then facing it back, putting a serious csi: miami face on, "douche number 1, yeaaaaaaaaa! sorry! got too into charachter... as I was saying I am bei-"

"did you seriously just call me a douche?!?" he interupts again.

"yes, now please shut ur shitwhap face! fyi, that's his new nickname,  so shitwhap is giving me a tour around this GIANT school, and I got bored of his shitwhapiness that I decided to entertain you guys!"

"can't you do that goddamned shit somewhere else! it's so fucking annoying! and stop calling my shitwhip " he complained.

"well I guess shitwhip didn't have his napptime! I'll see ya later! GOODBYE MY LOVELY LOVERS!" and with that I turn the camera off.

"what happened to stop calling me shitwhip? you're such a emo fag" ooh, ouch ( please note my incredible sarcasm )

"ois that seriously all you can come up with?!? honestly,  why do all the gitls seem to chase after a shitwhip like you?" but honestly, I already know the answer to that. he has amazingly good looks,  and the way he charms the sluts, goddamnit,  I wish he was as smoking with me. I know I shouldn't be thinking this, but who wouldn't wanna tap dat? but anyway, it's inly a stupid thought, nothing more!

"hey, emo, what the eff are you doing!?" he complained, once again. ..

"oh, having an argument with myself in my head, now don't deny you don't do so!" I answer

"of course I don't,  weirdo!" I was just about to retort, when viktur came round the corner.

"hey, meet the school fag! it's victur! you now have an emo friend!" he bullied, in reply, he just stuck his middle finger up and smiles at me. earning one back in return.

"hey, he might rub his gay germs off on you, watch out, he's a faggot, with his whore of a boyfriend! " he said, causing viktur to turn around.

"dont call him that" he saisd seriously, and I could feel some anger boil up in me too, as kellin just smikred and punched him in the stomach, causing viktur to fall on the floor.

"ewww! I got the disease on my hand! help me emo! I don't wanna join the gay fag crew!" he mock whined, thats it, I snapped.

he just smirks at me as to say 'whatcha goanna do?' so j smirked back and collided my fist with his face, sending him to plumnet to the ground.

"fuck you! so what if they're gay! they are still a human being! if you stopped being such a arsewhole and got your big head outta your arse you might just realise that! your such a fucking insult to society!" I yelled, watching his adorable arse march away. once he was gone I ran to vikturs side and helped him up.

"you okay?" I asked concerned

"yeah, sure,  nothing new," he half smiled, but I didn't give him a sympathetic smike as I knew how horrid it is to receive one, "I'm vic by the way!"

"oh, I thought you were called viktur..." I said, slightly embarrassed

"well, that is my full name, but I hate it, so, vic fuentes, the school fag, inlove with his amazing boyfriend, how may I be of service?" I laughed,  I could get used to this dude!

"well, seeing as my 'amazing' tour guide had just deserted from a small punch,  I am in need of a new one, would you care to join me?" I asked, putting on my american accent, a terribke one I might add.

"sounds awesome! your accent is amazing by the way!" he complimented.

"why thank you kind sir!" I said in my best posh tottie voice, causing him to laugh.

"so why were you so angry over kellin being iffensive to gays?"he asked.

"I hope your ready cod this is one hell of a story!"