HAPPY ST.PADDY'S DAY

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by mariaculous

by mariaculous

Me: Don't chu be goin' round gettin' dem BETTEN!!!!!

Me:WHIST AND WERE YOURSELF SOME GREEN.

Me: GET PLASTERED......Wait.......No. IF YOUR OLD ENOUGH THEN GET SCOTTERS.

Dick: Where are talking like that?

Me: What are blabbing on about in me ear

Damian: He's talking about that ridiculous accent your putting on

Me: *rolls eyes* God must've used that one for a bule prints of gobshits.

Dick: Yeah ok while our author gets drunk and enjoys St.Patt-

Me: *punches Dick* IT'S ST. PADDY'S DAY YOU TWIT

Dick: *scared* ok ok St. PADDY's Day I am taking over. Thank you to 1.2k people for reading our adventures so far. There will be a special-

Me: *downs bottle of Gin* WHHHHOOOOOHOOOO

Damian: As soon as we get the author back under control

Me: *trips and falls face first* Oh shite

Damian: Oh shite is right Beloved. Todd come help me pick her up.

Jason: WHHHHHOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Dick and Damian: Crap

Dick: Well we gotta go but see you later and be safe and party hard but not as hard as them. Please, we very much so still need you readers. *runs off*

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Tim: *walks in* Oh hey guys. I guess they forgot to tell you. You could post a comment on The authors wall and we will answer them anytime.

Me: *Runs in and jumps on Tim's back* ANY FECKIN' TIME!!!!

Tim: Hehehe oh my. Bye guys *carries both of us away*