Coyote, Wile E.
Cliffside, Desolate Rd.
Desert 00000
Dear Mr. Coyote,
When the paint becomes dysfunctional we don't believe it's us. Fate is against you, my friend. Your endurance (and service) is appreciated, but we suggest ACME Canned Roadrunner TM.
Signed,
Your Friends at ACME CO.
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A Coyote's Complaint
FanfictionWhen the ACME CO. fails to live up to its own standards, it seems only natural that one of it's most active customers would send a letter of complaint.
