Y/N opened a groupchat!
You are now chatting in ' FEED ME '
Y/N: anyone up?
[delivered at 2:27am]
Y/N: heLLOOO??
[delivered at 2:28am]
Y/N: URGENT URGENT URGENT WEE WOO WEE WOO
[read at 2:28am]
Cassy: Hello, Y/N
Y/N: CAS YOU'RE ALIVE THANK CHUCK
Cassy: 👼
Crowley: Shut up, both of you
Y/N: Why such a sourpuss
Crowley: Because some of us have JOBS
Y/N: Is it tourist season in hell or something?
Crowley: For your information, YES!
Y/N: I bet Lucy's getting a tan right now... lucky son of a bitch
Crowley: Back to ! ! M E ! !
Crowley: IT'S WINTER, WHICH MEANS THAT ALL OF THE CONDEMNED HUMANS WHO HAVE SKIDDED OFF OF ICY CLIFFS HAVE BEEN SENT RIGHT TO ME
Crowley: THE LINE TO HELL IS OUT THE DOOR
Pie-Man: Someone tell me why I was woken up from my beauty sleep
Y/N: All you have to do is scroll up like four sentences, dean
Pie-Man: Fine, make me do all the work smh
Pie-Man: WHATS THE EMERGENCY
Moose: DID SOMEONE SAY EMERGENCY?
Rowena the not-so-teenage witch: Looking for a hex? They're very useful in "emergencies"
Father gabe: EMERGENCY? IS MY PRECIOUS Y/N OKAY? ARE YOU HURT? DO YOU NEED A PASSPORT OR A JET OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
Y/N: ... about that
Y/N: not exactly the emergency I was thinking, but thanks nonetheless
Cassy: What is your emergency, then, Y/N/N? I would love to assist :D
Y/N: I love u, Cas
Pie-Man: Are you dying
Y/N: no
Pie-Man: Thinking about dying
Y/N: not anymore than usual 🤠 🤠
Pie-Man: Know someone who is dying
Y/N: BINGO!!!!!!!!!!
Pie-Man: asdKJHLI;';sqd
Pie-Man: wHHJO?/?>???
Crowley: TELL THEM NOT TO DIE. WE'RE FULL.
Moose: Who's dying, Y/N??
Y/N: my stOMACH
Y/N: I NEED F O O D. I MUST C O N S U M E
Pie-Man: Are you kidding
Pie-Man: I FELL OUT OF MY BED FOR THAT
Rowena the not-so-teenage witch: This is the time where I'd recommend a protection hex for you, Y/N/N
Y/N: hehe
Y/N: probably a smart investment
Pie-Man: Rowena how are you even in this groupchat
Pie-Man: I blocked you on Y/N's phone when s/he was sleeping
Pie-Man: Uh, I mean - what?
Y/N: DEAN
Rowena the not-so-teenage witch: Hmm, weird, I absolutely have not a clue in the world ! 😮😮😱😨😰😪
Rowena the not-so-teenage witch: It's not like I've evaded death several times before or anything !
Crowley: Unfortunately.
Rowena the not-so-teenage witch: Fergus.
Crowley: Mother.
Y/N: I'm sensing some tension here
Y/N: You know what I'm also sensing?
Y/N: HUNGER
Father gabe: Do not fret, oh young one. I have these atoms you desire - in the form of a sketchy midnight motel buffet!
Y/N: MY HERO
Moose: Gabe, no
Pie-Man: Gabe...
Pie-Man: ...
Pie-Man: ...
Pie-Man: Bring me back some pie plz
Father gabe: K
Y/N: Anyone else want something? Crowley, do you eat souls or something? Or maybe you want some air or something, Cas?
Cas: You can bottle air, now? How fascinating! Yes, I would love some, thank you, Y/N!
Y/N: Anything for u, Cassy <3
Y/N: How about those souls, Crowley?
Crowley: Shut up.
Crowley: Coffee.
Crowley: Thx.
Y/N: That must be what the kids are calling souls these days... weird
Y/N: Ok, gabe, let's hit the road
Moose: I still don't approve but no one listens to me anyway, sooo
Moose: Get me a coffee too
Y/N: Souls seem to be in high demand today
Father gabe: I'm outside ur weird bunker
Y/N: Alright, bye everyone! We'll be back with leftovers at some point before dawn xoxo mwah
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haven't updated this in almost a year lol oops. enjoy... whatever this was. I'm so sorry.
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Fanfiction࿐☆*:・𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 ━━━ ❝ YOU ARE NOT ALONE ❞ oneshots & groupchats of the characters from supernatural. includes dean, sam, castiel, crowley, rowena, and more. reader insert x platonic!characters started july 10th, 2017. finished tbd.
