Twitching Hearts

Our babies!!!

Toby's POV
I was about to tell Tiana something important but I ticked and we fell off of the top bunk. I landed on Tiana but all she let out was an ~ooff~.
"Ya know, your not as heavy as you look, Tobe." I looked down at her in surprise. I sat up.
"Hold the waffles...you...you didn't feel that?" I helped Tiana up fast. "Ummm no..." I stood up and picked Tiana up with me. "We need to find E.J. Like, right now." I said tugging Tiana along.
We reached E.J.'s door. And we both knocked like we were insane...For lack of a better word. We both were knocking on the door, making beats occasionally and talking in unison.
"Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.!Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.!Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.! Hey E.J.!Hey E-" he must have known that we weren't gonna leave, because he opened the door cutting us off. "What do you want?" He said grumpily. I started to flail my arms around like a retard as I walked into his room.
" I think Tiana can't feel pain." He turned his toward me. "Like, C.I.P.A.?" I nodded. He motioned for Tiana to come in. He closed and locked the door behind her. "So why do you think that? Have you come in counter with physical pain before?" He asks. "S-sort of..."Tiana's arm twitched a little.I tell him what happened. I can tell he was surprised.
"Well, Tiana would you be willing to take a couple of tests? To determine if this is true?" All eyes fell on Ti as she made her decision. "Yeah sure! In the name of SCIENCE!" She said as she put her hands on her hips in a heroic pose and giggled. She used to do things like that when we were kids. ~It was so cute. And it still is... Wait WHAT? What am I thinking?~ I shook my head trying to clear my mind. I must have zoned out for a while because Tiana and E.J. We're gone. My first instinct was the basement so I went there. Just as I predicted they were down there setting up the first test. E.J. Set Tiana up to a thingy and flipped a switch and 250 watts of electricity ran through it. Her hair stood on end but still no reaction. "Do you feel anything?" I asked when she got out of the chair.
"Numb..." she sniffed her hair. "I smell like toast." I walked up to her and smelled her hair. "Mmmm... Well since you smell like toast... you should taste like toast!" I chased her all around the mansion claiming that I was gonna eat her for breakfast. Soon E.J. said that he had another test. Tiana had to fight with JEFF. I knew she was strong willed and independent but Jeff? I wasn't quite sure about that. But nonetheless she fought him. Me and E.J. sat off to the side and watched. Tiana took her hatchets out of the loops in her belt and twirled them between her fingers. "Think you look 'beautiful' now? Wait until my hatchets give you a makeover!" Tiana ran at Jeff and Jeff ran at Tiana. Jeff swung his knife, it just missed Tiana's shoulder. Tiana managed to knick Jeff's arm and rip his hoody, so he got really mad. In the end Tiana had a lot of scratches, but the whole time me and E.J. were paying attention and not once did she even wince. "And for the final test..." E.J. Walks up to Tiana as Jeff was congratulating her. "Are you ready?" Tiana straightened her back and stood tall. Her dark hair blew behind her, giving off another heroic look. Zalgo, she looked hot. She looked E.J. In his eye sockets. "Go ahead. Try your best." E.J. Is taller than Tiana and I so I imagine that he is heavier. So really I wasn't surprised when he tackled Tiana to the ground using all his weight. E.J. Sat there for a second to see what her expression was, and she was completely calm. E.J. Got up and helped Tiana up. "You officially have C.I.P.A., Tiana. So now on missions you won't have to worry about getting hurt badly and feeling it." Tiana smiled. Tiana looked my way. I waved like a maniac and she did the same, giggling. I ran over toward them. "So Tiana, do you have it?" She turned toward me. "Are we totally obsessed with pancakes and waffles?" I smiled and gave her a hug. Tiana broke away and I was sort of sad. She sniffed the air. I copied her action. When I realized what that smell was she did too. Our eyes went wide and we turned to each other. "WAFFLES!!!!!!!!" We screamed. E.J. Was standing in front of us and we practically trampled him trying to get back into the mansion. Rule #1 about Tiana and I: if we smell pancakes or waffles you need to move out of the way like, right then and there. Because if you don't your probably, most likely gonna end up with hatchets in your head. Hey! Just sayin'! We ran into the kitchen. Tiana skidded to a stop but I tripped and fell flat on my face. Tiana walked over and helped me up. "Alright. Slenderp is making pancakes AND waffles. So I think we're gonna have to combine plan alpha D3 and Alpha 5S." Tiana said, remembering when we used to use those plans when we were little. "Thats o-one tall order..." I said as my arm twitched slightly.It was gonna be tough but it would be worth it. Tiana whispered in my ear what we were gonna do. I nodded and had a thumbs up. This was gonna be awesome.
Tiana's POV
I told Toby the plan and he nodded and gave a thumbs up. I quickly shooed him off. I then took a hatchet from my belt and rolled up my hoodie sleeve. I sliced my arm and licked the blood that was on my hatchet off. I swiftly put it back and put on my best 'dizzy and in pain' face. Lets do this.
I staggered into the kitchen, acting if I had lost a lot of blood already. I held the wound on my arm as blood gushed between my fingers. When I got to the kitchen I made a big noise sitting in a chair at the table so I could get slenderman's attention. He instantly turned his featureless face in my direction.
"What happened, child?!" Slendy said as he rushed over to me. I played dumb.
"I-it happened s-so f-fast..." I stared off into space and began to twitch uncontrollably before fainting and falling out of the chair. Slendy ran to my side and shook me with a tentacle. "Child! Child,are you all right?!" I remained perfectly still. He leaned down and listened to my breathing. I was only breathing every minute and a half to convince him. Before I knew it he picked me up in his arms and tentacles and carried me off somewhere. Toby, you'd better hurry up!
Toby's POV
I watched from a corner as Tiana staggered into he kitchen. I could only catch bits and pieces of what they were saying, but I knew it was going well. Just then Tiana fainted. Richard rushed to her side. Zalgo, she was a good actress. I almost wanted to go help her! She was that convincing! Richard picked Tiana up and carried her out of the kitchen to somewhere. I ran into the kitchen and set my part of the plan into action. I had time to al least make four pancakes and three waffles. I poured like, six truckloads of vanilla into the batter. I added little slashes into the 'special' ones so we could know Which ones were ours.
Tiana POV
Slendy carried me to his study. He still had no idea that I was faking. We got to a door and I assumed it was slendy's study. I was laid onto Slender's oversized bed. I heard Slenderman's shoes clomping across the room. He then came back with something that I deemed a first-aid kit. He gently lifted my arm and began cleaning.
When my arm was all better I heard Toby outside the door talking to slender.
"So is she ok?"
"Yes, Child. She will be fine. We're you with Tiana when this happened?" Slenderman asked.
"No why?" Toby said acting like he had nothing to do with it. That's my boy! I taught him everything he knows! Slenderman opened he door and I closed my eyes.
"Ti. It's ok. Richard went back into the kitchen."I opened my eyes.
"Whew! I thought he'd never leave! Was Alpha D3 and Alpha 5S a success?"
"You know it!" He said twitching happily. He held out his hand out and we did our secret handshake.
"Pancakes are awesome, waffles are awesome we'll hate them NEVAH.Toby and Tiana, besties FOEVAH!" We said at the same time. We hugged each other and I looked into Toby's eyes and he, mine. We started to lean in but then there was a bump outside the door followed by a string of very colorful words.Toby laughed and helped me up so we could go and get our beloved babies. And you know what? For a minute there we were about to...kiss. And truth be told... I was hoping we were gonna. Weird right?