Out Of The Park (Noah Schnapp, Gay)

The Reply

I had seen Stranger Things and I think Noah did an amazing job in season two but I never really saw him as a celebrity, he was just a complete hottie. P.S. I'm gay, I have to clarify that sometimes.

Getting a DM from him was like God saying, "here, treat yourself". Not that I believe in a god but still, substitute God with 'The Universe'if you want to, or Neil DeGrasse Tyson if you don't believe in spirituality at all.

I carefully crafted my reply, not too shy or brash, too modest or too cocky just the best I could do to make him swoon.

Me: Well if you call baseball "extreme" then I guess so.

There, it's sent. He probably won't reply so I don-

Noah: Baseball? What team you support?

I'm sorry Neil, I'll never question you ever again. Ok, baseball. I can work with this.

Me: I'd feel traitorous if I didn't say the Marlins, but I'm kinda biased to the red sox.

Noah: Dude you're kidding, I'm part of the Red Sox Nation too!

Me: No way! You play any?

Noah: Nah, I'd love to but I don't get time with filming and everything.

Me: Man that must suck, you seem to have a perfect life but everything has its downsides I guess. 

Noah: Don't get me wrong, I love my life and I'm grateful for it but sometimes I wish it was more normal. It's kinda hectic.

Do I dare say it? This could very well end my chance at eternal happiness, but as the 50 year old executives of Sony picture said when greenlighting the emoji movie, yolo.

Me: I got an idea, would you like to try out the batting cages by the beach? If you give the guy there 5 bucks extra he'll turn the pitching machines up to max.

Noah: I'd love to, send me the detes later. You're gonna have to go slow at first, I don't think I could handle full speed straight away. TTYL

Does he read what he writes before he sends? My god. Time to spend an hour showering, another hour trying to get my hair in acceptable condition (in vain), and three hours picking out the best outfit.

My first date, is this a date? Whether he knows it or not it's a date.

I'm Irish so I know nothing about the U.S's baseball teams, everything baseball-related you just read was taken from Wikipedia so send your complaints there.