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I sighed and ran my fingers through my hair. It was going to be a long year. I suddenly heard someone yell "BOO!" behind me. I didn't jump. I knew it wasn't meant for me. I don't have any friends because my parents don't ever let me out of the house because they're worried thay I'll do something like what I'm doing now. You see, they don't want to buy my stuff for me so they let me go to Diagon Alley and I always stay there. Even though its horrible, its better than my house. I checked my list again. I still needed robes. I cursed under my breath. Madam Malkin didn't exactly like me because of a little prank I pulled on her when I was nine. So, needless to say, she's still sore about that and when I go there, it is not exactly pleasant. I walked to Madam Malkin's, taking my time. I saw the new broom in the window and was insantly jealous of the second years. First years weren't aloud their own brooms for Quidditch, my favorite sport ever, including muggle sports. When I got to Madam Malkin's there was a boy with glasses and unruly black hair. I decided to pull another prank, I couldn't resist. I took out my wand, pointed it at the boy and turned his hair silver and green, Slytherin colprs. I started laughing my arse off. He turned to look at his mother, horrified. That made me laugh more. Finally, he turned to look out the window and saw me laughing. He held up 5 fingers. Uh-oh thats not good. Oh well. I guess we'll have to see
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The boy stepped outside, looking mad.
"What's your name?" So many people asking that today!
"Sirius Black, who wants to know?"
"James Potter, nice to-" He cut himself off, looking somewhere behind me. I turned around to look. There was a little red head that I'm assuming is a first year also. James kept staring. I quickly turned him around and started talking.
"So, someone's got a crush?" His hair was still green and silver, I decided that I wouldn't telll him that it was still like that.
"Shut up Sirius." he mumbled blushing.
"Oh so you do have a crush, eh? Well, lets see....hmm. Ok so here's what you do. Go up to her and ask here what her name is while walking backwards in front of her. Do not run into anything. That'll ruin it. So after she tells you her name, tell her yours and say you'll see her at Hogwarts. Easy as that."
"But what do I do at Hogwarts?"
"You'll see," I said, smiling mischievously.
He went over to her, and royally failed at what I told hin to do. When he was walking backwards, he tripped over a box and so did she, falling on top of him. They both blushed. Epic fail.
James came running back to me while I tried to control my laughter.
"Not a word Sirius. Not a word."
I couldn't keep it in anymore. I started howling with laughter.
"Sirius, are you alright?" James looked at me like I was crazy. l
"Nope! I'm mad! I'm from the Black family!" I panted, still laughing. He scowled. "You fail at getting girls. EPICALLY!" I stopped laughing, turning serious. "You need major help in that department." I smiled evilly. "Now you're stuck with me for the rest of your life, or in other words, until you get a girl!" I slung an arm around his shoulder and lead him back inside the robes shop towards his mother. "Mrs. Potter, would it be ok for James here to spend the rest of the day with me?"
"Of course. Just don't forget to get your school things." she said with a kind smile.
"Yes ma'am! Thank you!" I lead James toward the Leaky Caldroun
"Sirius I-" James was interuppted by a boy who was reading a book. crashing into us and knocking James down. "Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry" He kept mumbling his apologies so I rolled my eyes and clamped my hand over his mouth and said slowly,"Its. Okay. Alright? Are you alright?"
He looked as if no one had ever talked to him like that before. "Y-yes. I'm fine."
"What's your name?" James asked.
"R-Remus. Remus Lupin" he said, a smile growing on his face "And what's your name?"
"Well I'm Sirius Orion Black III and this here is my new buddy, James Potter." I said. " And now you're my new buddy too!" I exlaimed, slinging an arm around each of their shoulders. They looked at me like I was mad. "And yes, I'm mad."
We told jokes all the way to Flourish and Blotts. I stopped outside the door, shifting my feet uncomfortably.
"What is it Sirius?" They choursed.
"Well, I kinda made a bet with my sister Lyra that I wouldn't go into a place with books for the rest of the year" I muttered.
They looked at me, confused. Then started howling with laughter. "I- want- to- see- your- face- when- the- professor- asks- where- your- books-are!!!!" James said in between laughs.
"Well I was kinda hoping Remus here could go get them for me." I said quietly.
"Well now I'm offended." James scoffed.
"I knew you wouldn't do it for me, you're too much like me." I shot back smugly. I turned to Remus. "Please Remus? PLEASE?!"
He sighed, defeated. "Fine Sirius. I'll do it."
I grinned widely. "Thank you Thank you Thank you!"
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Sorry its short but my phone quit working and then the wifi went out ON THE 4TH OF JULY SO WE COULDN'T CALL THE PEEPS TO FIX IT and I'm gonna need to use the library's wifi, but we're not gonna go until like Monday or Tuesday and my friend won't answer the freaking phone and my boyfriend is being an arse and so is everybody and no one will talk to me and my cousin just left my house but she's totally awesome so she's my favorite cousin so its really boring here and I absolutely love sleep and I'm lazy.......sorry. I tend to do that......well bye!
btw, my real name is.........Natalyn. Don't ask. It's weird but oh well.
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The Fourth Marauder
FanfictionSirius Black was alone in Diagon Alley. He had just escaped his mother, who would've made him take his git of a brother, Regulus. He was paying for his books, when a beautiful girl in front of him didn't have enough galleons. He payed for her books...