Xiumin's friends:
Minseok, we need to talk.
Xiumin:
Oh! What's with the "intervention" banner?
Xiumin's friends:
It's about Luhan.
Xiumin:
Oh, guys, I already told you. The stalking thing doesn't bother me. I actually find it kind of endearing. The only time it makes me a little uncomfortable is when I wake up in the night and he's watching me sleep. But that's only because I'm worried he's not getting enough rest, and his breathing is kind of loud.
Xiumin's friends:
Uhh... well... the stalking's not... that's a different issue. This is about the stripping. We think Luhan is a bad influence. We saw you dance at Lost Planet and we all agreed it was very unlike you. We think Luhan is encouraging this behavior.
Xiumin:
Oh, that's all just in good fun. You guys don't need to worry. Want to go straighten our shoelaces?
Xiumin's friends:
Stripper Minseok isn't you, bro.
Luhan:
-pops up behind Xiumin- Did someone say stripper Minseok? -heavily breathing-
Xiumin:
Aw, now see! That's adorable.
Xiumin's friends:
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, BRO
