I awoke quietly in my aunts guest room, being there as I was staying for the summer. All I wanted to hear and surround me was my boyfriend, Bill. I rubbed my eyes so I'd wake up. I stumbled out of bed, my spaghetti strap tank top slowly falling off my shoulder. I stretched a bit then heard my phone buzz. It was bill! (It's gonna get good get ready :3)
Bill; Hey babe lol 😘
Beverly; Hey! Ily sm!! I wanna hug u papa 🌹💕
Bill; Wanna FaceTime now that you have a x 😛👑 queen
I called him immediately.
"Hey" he winked and smirked at me.
My large breast's (I had double g's) showed clearly in the moonlight.
"Lol Hey! Is someone in the back tho???????? ;(" I questioned my bf.
"Shh Eddie is sleepin,, watch this"
"Ok lol" I winked at him
At that moment he grabbed a spider and threw it at his sleeping figure
"AHH WHAT YHE CFU K MY GUCCI PASTEL LIMETED edieuoON ANIME SWEARER AHH WHAT THE FICK ANHH AH OH GOD AH IM UM EMTELUNG HELP ME FUCKING CHRIST AJHHHH HELP HELP ME DEAR GOD ILL BECOME CHRISTIAN save NE ahh AHHH AG JELP BILL HELP AJ AHHH AHH IM GIM FOKNBA DIE AHHH DARNIT MY INSTA JUTS HIT 1 MILL TOO AHH HELP AHELO RICHIE I LOVE YA BABE AHH AHRHTH hellhwbamxzjHb" at that moment he died
We called his mom and she deflated because she secretly had a vore kink and vored Eddies dad
His dad came out at the hospital he visited Eddies corpse
"dangit Eddie" said hank hil- sorry I forgot to mention hank hill is his cannon dad :3-
Richie wasn't real also lol 🙉
Also bill and Beverly got away with it and had
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Jk lol they died too bc sexywise killed them for being a Lil too good looking
The end
