Dt; s-speIIman
It's been an aching 2 months since eddy's death. Me and the rest of the remaining losers gang were going to eddy's funeral. My amber hues bounced as I strode to knock on bills house door. I was excited to see him, but didn't expect to see him in these circumstances. I reached his door, and briskly knocked. I waited a few minutes, glancing down at my phone. My dress a deep black, with a longer skirt. Eddie would have wanted us to be nice, after all. I was about to knock when I heard the door open.
"Bill-?" I looked up. It was him. We hugged hard, I felt tears threaten to flow. A part of me was crying about Eddie but another part was because I was hugging the man who saw Eddie die. Eddie. Poor, poor Eddie.
"S-s-sorry for t-th-e wa-i-it." Bill whispered. I refused to let go, or speak as I would cry. Which I didn't want him to see.
But I had to ask him a question.
"Bill, did, did you mean to kill Eddie?"
It was silent. The atmosphere changed. It felt dark, lonely. It didn't feel right.
"My, what a smart girl." I pushed him back. Instead of Bill it was that smelly clown.
"Pennywise?" I started backing up.
"Where's b-Bill?" I could feel the anger boil inside, sadness too. The man I've been talking to was stupid fucking penny wise.
I ran into bills house. Not caring what happened.
"BILL?" I frantically yelled. I heard some squirming. I opened bills closet door. Bill!
"B-Bill is that you??" I questioned. He nodded. I then went and found pennywise, and killed him with my old training bra. He choked and died, and never came back.
"Hurry let's get to Eddies funeral baby uwu " I hugged Bill. We then walked to my aunts car, she was smoking weed so she thought it was just a funky trip she was on. We went to his funeral. Everyone was wearing all black. Except for richie, he wore his favorite sweater.
"Hey richie, you ok?" I asked, pulling him into a hug. Richie sniffled.
"As long as I have his sweater, I'll be alright." He whispered, hugging me back. I gave him a pat, then walked over to Stan.
"Hey Stan! You ok?" Stan sighed.
"I wish richie died instead" he sighed upset.
"It's ok, maybe next time." I smiled, and walked to mike who was bopping out to whatever he was listening to.
"Mike! Hey how are you!" I stood there, no reply.
"Mikeee-" I tapped on his shoulder.
"Oh , hey Bev!" He cheerfully replied.
"How are you so happy?" I asked.
"Oh, well richie finally retired as a fanfic writer! Everyone is happy about it." He smiled brightly.
"That's good I suppose!" I looked down at my phone. '5 more minutes till the service starts' I quickly scurried to Ben.
"Hey ben! How are you!" I smiled at him.
"Oh good! I saw *NSYNC which was cool!" He replied, seeming almost excited to see me.
"Wow! I thought they broke up!" I responded.
"Well, they did but I watched their music videos!" He slightly blushed.
"Neat! Well I gotta sit down, the service is about to start. Bye!" I went and found bill. I sat down next to him. Slowly, the pain of loosing Eddie hit me. I don't know how everyone was happy, they all seem to hate richie even more now that I left..
"All rise, the ceremony is starting." A preacher stood up there. That's when the service started. A long one in fact. Then, it was finally time to tell our final goodbyes.
I walked up first, Richie being a teary mess he wanted to go last.
'Oh edds, how did we let you die? You always seemed to set on fire but we thought you were just joking. I killed pennywise also. Oh, and I read a bussfeed article and it said inhalers aren't in heaven, hopefully that isn't true."
Then, Stan
'Why'd you die? You know richie will bother us now since you aren't here.'
Then, mike
'I hope you have music up in heaven buddy! I'll send you my latest playlist! Wait, you're dead. Oh well, once I'm dead I'll show you it!'
Then, bill
'Uhhh I'm sorry about watching you set on fire, but it was really cool! Maybe we will kill richie so you can be together.'
Then Ben,
'You're probably talking to god right now, but maybe in heaven please write to me, all I want to know if it's true that *NSYNC plays constantly in heaven. Bev told me that buzzfeed wrote an article about that.'
Then, poor richie walked up. His tear stricken eyes looked down. Before he could start, a bang at the door in the church made us look up. It was Eddie!
"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IN NOT FUCKING DEAD YOU ALL JUST FUCKING LEFT ME AT THE GASSTATKON WHEN I WENT INSIDE TO BUY WATER WHAT THE FUCK GUYS DID YOU SEEIOUSLY THINK I DIED IVE BEEN TEXTING YOU ALL THIS WHOLE TIME I HAD TO STAY AT MY GRANDMAS BECUASE ALL MY KOM SAID WAS "LOL" WHEN I SAID YOU KEFT ME"
We all mouthed o's. Thinking of it, Eddie has texted us. I just thought it was ghost Eddie.
"So, does *NSYNC play in heaven?" Ben asked. Eddie turned to richie.
"GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER WHEN YOU GET BACK, ALSO STOP BELIEVING BUZZFEED YOU FUCKS WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS" and with that Eddie left.
"It was just a prank bro," richie whispered.
