~special~ Dragon Eye on crack (by stella)

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Anthony: im in me mums carrrr, broom broom
Stella: get out me car!
Anthony: aw

Blake: Roy! IS THAT A WEED?
Roy: no it's a crayo-
Blake: IM CALLING THE POLICE
*dials 911 On microwave*
Stella through the microwave: 911 what's your emergency?

Natalie to Kai: you know what? I'm about to say it... I don't care that you broke your elbow

Stella: *does a flip on a skate board*
Blake: oh my gowd, he on X-Man levels

Blake: *guitar strum, points at Lana* I love you b**ch
Lana: oh my god
Blake: *guitar strum* I ain't never gonna stop loving you, b**chhh

Stella: So I saw you hangin out with Natalie yesterday?
Anthony: s-Stella it's not what you think!
Stella: *points nerf gun at Anthony* I won't hesitate b**ch *shoots the gun*

Blake: *walks into the bathroom*
Blake: hi welcome to chili's!



*roy walks in with a random cat*
Blake: I want to see my little boy!
Roy: here he comessss
Blake: I want to see my little boy!


Anthony: ok, Stephanie has 19 bottles of soap-
Stella: *raises her hand* Wait! Why does Stephanie have so many soaps???
Stephanie: *pouring soap on her hands* MIND
YOUR BUSINESS STELLA!!

Kai: gimme your fUCKIN mONEY! *throws the Natalie doll across the room*
*law and order theme plays*

Alexandrite: Natalie how are those chicken strips?
Natalie: fUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
*yells out the window* YEAH FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!!

Hero: AAAAHHH *runs away* AHHHH
Ryan: why are you running?? *closes the car door* whY ARE YOY RUNNING?


Matthew: doNT FUCK WITH ME *flips around the finger pointer* I HAVE THE POWER IF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAHHH


Prometheus: *giggles sarcastically* ah that is not correct!
Becauseaccordingtotheencyclopediaof- *smacks his lips x100*



Stephanie: on all levels except physical, I am a wolf *barks*


Alexandrite: yo Natalie what's number one?
Natalie: *stands up and gives the teacher her test*
Alexandrite: nATALIE!


Lana: what is going on here!!!!????
Blake: *stands awkwardly*
Roy: BEKFAST

Trinity: *barks loudly*
Natalie: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU
Trinity: *barks some more then howls*
Natalie: maY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!

Ryan to Natalie: yeah! 100% YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD

Matthew: we actually have the chip reader now
Ryan: oh yeah? *pulls out a corn chip* mmm
Matthew: oh is not gonna work with kinda c-
Chip reader: transaction complete
*X files theme plays*

~A/N: I just want to say that, thank you guys so much for your support and give all the credit to my friend Stella for making this special.~

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