hurt | baekhyun ✔

T H I R T Y - N I N E

I need to be awarded for being the most high tolerate drinker in the world. Lemme tell you why.. here's what I drink for the whole night :

● 5 shots of G-spot
● 3 shots of Angle's Tits
● 6 shots of Liquid Viagra
● 4 shots of Red Headed Slut
● 2 shots of Anus Burner

How do I know about this? I mentally noted myself while I choked down those holly drinks.

I drove myself home around 4 am and I ditched Byun-fucking-Baekhyun at the club.

He slept on the bar anyway. I called his mother to pick him up. He'll be fine.

"Helloooooouuuu~~ Is anybody home?"

Ughh.. no one is answering me. Seriously. Rude ass people. The devil or ghost should've answer me at least. Humphh.

"Oh goshh. I'm thirsty."

With 2 green bottles of soju in my hand, I walk to my bath tub. Filling up the tub with luke warm water, drop 2 black bath bombs, I undress myself and dip into the heavenly tub.

And the dark sky passing by with me chugging on soju endlessly in the black bubbly water.