Episode 9: Losers Choice
CHRIS: Last time on the most thrilling episode of Total Drama, things heated way up in our new love triangle consisting of Alejandro, Heather, and Josè! Alejandro found out about he kiss, dumped Heather, quit the season, and was sent home. THEN in the middle of the challenge Lightning's dad showed up, and he was pulled out of the game for a lame 1 billion dollar contract. Last, and definitely least, Beth joined the season and dumped Lindsay as her BFF! Now, in this episode we're gonna hear about from our first 8 competitors that were given the boot at Playa De Losers! Stay tuned, you won't wanna miss this.
* At Playa De Losers *
CHRIS: Hello viewers, let's start by talking to the first voted off from our season, Sierra!
SIERRA: Hi Chris!
CHRIS: So, Sierra, how do you feel about being back stabbed by Heather? AND THEN, finding out your dumb blonde friend in your alliance votes you off?
SIERRA: Gee, thanks for the reminder....CHRIS! Well, I don't really care anymore. I was furious, but now I can relax and text my Cody bear 24/7! Even though he hasn't replied at all to my texts or my 572 calls since I've been voted off.
CHRIS: I wonder why! And, Sierra, what would you do if I told you we have Cody live to talk to u! Bring in the TV screen!
SIERRA: Really?! YESSSS!
* On screen *
CODY: Do I really have to talk to this annoying chick over the- What?! You say they can hear what I'm saying?
* Cody looks at Sierra and Chris *
CODY: Oh, uh hi Sierra.
SIERRA: CODY?! YOUR HERE ON TV! OMG!! SELFIE TIME!
CODY: It seems we have run into a, u-uh c-c-connection problem. Sorry Sierra, gotta go!
* Cody turns off video chat *
SIERRA: Aw, too bad we lost connection.
CHRIS: Yeah, too bad....
SIERRA: I want a sandwich.
* Sierra walks off *
CHRIS: Ok, now our second player voted off....Scott!
SCOTT: Oh, don't get too hyped.
CHRIS: Scott, how does it feel to have been voted off second this season after getting to the final 4 last season?
SCOTT: It sucks, but I got to spend time with an amazing girl. Until, she got that crummy Mike as a boyfriend.
ZOEY: Mike it not crummy! It's COURTNEY! She will pay for what she did to me!
CHRIS: Zoey, your time will be later. Go relax for now.
ZOEY: Fine, but only because I want to.
* Zoey walks off *
CHRIS: So back to-
* Scott already ditched Chris *
CHRIS: Ugh! FINE! Well, time to go to third eliminated, Jo!
JO: Listen here host dork, what's going to happen is your going to not talk to me and I enjoy this hot dog.
LIGHTNING: Sha-can I have a bite?
JO: WHAT?! I thought you had some billion dollar contract for football.
LIGHTNING: Apparently, I'm too stupid and due to the fact my hair is white and it's Sha-cause toxic waste I can't be in it.
JO: I would like to enjoy my lunch, and that would mean stop talking.
* Jo starts to walk off, but is followed my Lightning *
JO: Get away!
CHRIS: Well, time to go to fourth eliminated, Sam!
SAM: Well, I kinda quit......so I have no comment. EXCEPT THAT DAKOTA NEEDS TO STOP BEING A STUPID GIRL AND DATE ME!
CHIRS: Righttttttt.....now back to ZOEY!
ZOEY: About time, now as I was saying....COURTNEY IS A WITCH AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER ELIMINATED!
CHRIS: That's right, your here because Courtney and Mike started dating, and the entire team eliminated you.
ZOEY: Next time-
CHRIS: I didn't mention a next time.
ZOEY: Don't take me a fool Chris, we all know I will be in at least one more season.
CHRIS: Okay. Which camper do you hate the most?
ZOEY: You mean besides the witch? Uh, probably Mike.
CHRIS: Shocker. Now, to our ferrel friend Ezekiel.
* Chris walks to Ezekiel who is chained to a tree *
CHRIS: Hey Zeke!
EZEKIEL: * growls *
CHRIS: I'll just go then.
* Chris walks to Alejandro *
CHRIS: Now for our most recently booted lovesick Latin lover, Alejandro!
ALEJANDRO: I-I can't believe Heather! I love her so much, and she cheats on me!
CHRIS: Actually, Josè forced himself on her look!
* Chris calls over the TV, and plays the clip *
ALEJANDRO: You mean-
CHRIS: Yes, you dumped Heather and quit for nothing.
ALEJANDRO: Nooooo! I will see her again! I miss her so much! JOSÈ IS GOING TO PAY!
CHRIS: Sure! Now, let's see who our players would like to eliminate, by can't because I say so!
* Confessional *
SIERRA: If I could vote off a player I would choose....Lindsay!
* Confessional Switches *
SCOTT: Mike.
* Confessional Switches *
JO: Heather!
* Confessional Switches *
SAM: Dakota.
* Confessional Switches *
ZOEY: COURTNEY A MILLION TIMES!
* Confessional Switches *
EZEKIEL: * Growls *
* Confessional Switches *
ALEJANDRO: JOSÈ.
* Confessional Switches *
LIGHTNING: Cameron.
* Confessional Ends *
CHRIS: Well, they you have it folks. Another dramatic episode of Total Drama! Seeya next time as our final 12 become the final 11.
- NEXT TIME-
CHRIS: Time to test your endurance.
COURTNEY: CAN WE MERGE SO I CAN KICK BETH'S BUTT!
MIKE: I'm in love with you Courtney.
HEATHER: The only thing Josè has going for him is that he is related to Alejandro, but with my symbol of invincibility he won't last 2 seconds.
JOSÈ: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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