The Name Game

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Pinkie: Hey guys! Wanna play a game?

Sunset: Nope

Dash: Not rlly

Pinkie: Aw come on!

Fluttershy: If it's not too hard..

Pinkie: Yeah! That's the spirit!
It's called..
The name game!

Sunset: Oh my god..

Dash: That game?! Srsly?! That's sooo stupid.

Rarity: Well how, pray tell, do you play that anyway?

Pinkie: Oh hey Rari! Anyway so we all chant or type in this case, "THIS IS THE NAME GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME" and then you say your own name, twice, someone's else's name, twice, and then that person does the same thing!

Twi: Uh..Okay?

Pinkie: Ready??

Dash: Sure?

Fluttershy: Yes

Rarity: Alright

Pinkie: Great! I'll start.
THIS IS THE NAME GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME..
PINKIE PINKIE FLUTTER FLUTTER

Fluttershy: Oh..uh..

Pinkie: *BEEP* YOURE OUT FLUTTERSHY

Fluttershy: What?😰

Sunset: What!? Pinkie! That's not fair! She didn't even do anything!

Pinkie: Exactly! Sooo she's out!

Dash: WHY THE HELL IS SHE OUT?

Pinkie: FOR TAKING TOO LONG DASHIE!!

Dash: WELL THATS NOT EVEN FAIR

Pinkie: YA HUH

Dash: UH NO

Pinkie: YES

Dash: NO

Pinkie: YESSS

Dash: NOOOO

Fluttershy: Eep! I'm sorry!

[Fluttershy has left the chatroom]

Applejack: Gee. Great goin you two!
Y'all scared her!

Dash: It was Pinkie's fault for making FALSE AND UNFAIR RULES
ESPECIALLY TO FLUTTERSHY

Pinkie: WELL I GUESS YOULL ALL HAVE TO STEP UP YOUR GAME

Dash: FINE

Pinkie: FINE LETS START
THIS IS THE NAME GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
PINKIE PINKIE SUNSET SUNSET

Sunset: Sunset Sunset Rainbow Rainbow

Dash: Rainbow Rainbow AJ AJ

Pinkie: DASHIEEEE AND SUNSETTTT YOURE BOTH OUTTTT

Sunset: What? Why?

Pinkie: Becauseee both of you used false names! Sunset, youre supposed to call Rainbow Dash "Dashie" and Rainbow, you need to call Applejack "Applejack"

Dash: WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

Pinkie: BY LISTENING TO THE RULES DASHIE

Rainbow: WHAT?! I-UGHHHHH
WHATEVER JUST GO

Pinkie: THIS IS THE NAME GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
PINKIE PINKIE RARI RARI
...
...
...
RARITTTYYY YOURE OUT! YOU TOOK TOO LONG

Rarity: What? Sorry I was AFK!

Pinkie: WELL TOO BAD ANNOUNCE IT NEXT TIME

Rarity: FINE

Pinkie: FINE
You know what? Aj how about you start?

Applejack: Uh alrighty
This is the na-

Pinkie: YOURE OUT
FOR NOT USING CAPS

Applejack: What? Oh for goodness....

Pinkie: TWI YOU BETTER BE GOOD AT THIS

Twi: I'll try..

Pinkie: GOOD
THIS IS THE NAME GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME PINKIE PINKIE TWI TWI

Twi: Uh Twi Twi Pinkie Pinkie

Pinkie: *BEEEEPPP* YOURE OUT

Twi: What?! Why?!

Pinkie: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO REPEAT PEOPLE THAT WENT RIGHT BEFORE YOU

Twi: But you were the only person left!!

Pinkie: TOO BAD
SO THAT MEANS THE WINNER IS....















SPIKE

Sunset: Oh my god

Dash: Ok ok I'm freakin done

[Rainbow Dash and 5 others have left the chatroom]

Pinkie: Guyssss I was just kidding!
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Random:3
Inspired by one of my own IRL group chats

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