(Chapter 1) Pizza Problems.

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Do you know the point of this book? Probably not my friend. This is a compilation of random stuff. Suggestions are open I can write anything (even if I don't like it lol) So here we go.


Davey enjoyed pizza, Until last night that is here is the story. 

"Davey, have you ordered that pizza?" Davina asked 

"Noooo" Replied Davey with a heavy sigh 

"C'mon Davey! I'm hungry." grumbled Davina 

"Ok, ok I'll go to dominoes," said Davey and off he went little did he know he would never like pizza again after the trip...

He drove to the nearest dominoes which was about 5 km from his house but this was no ordinary dominoes it was called dominoos but this was a small change Davey did not notice he strolled in and saw a derpy looking cashier standing at the front "hoi boi." mumbled the cashier, Davey was astonished what type of cashier says that!? 

"I just want two cheese pizzas please!" Davey exclaimed holding in a laugh 

"okiee cuz" And suddenly to pizzas appeared out of thin air. Davey jumped back and grabbed the pizza 

"take a bite cuz." The cashier said Davey tentatively grabbed a piece and ate it whole he gagged and watched as the world around him faded to black. He woke up in a hospital "Yo!" Davina said "Ugh... What happened..." Davey moaned "Well... You were knocked out and your leg was eaten off but I brought you a new one!" Davey screamed and fainted again he was never going to eat pizza again.

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