You read them sometimes and they inform you or tell you a story but sometimes they are just plain weird like this one I heard a story of a man who ate an apple! Wanna hear it? Ok, here we go...
One day a man walked to the store smoking a cigarette he stopped in front of a liquor store and stared inside, a strange man walked outside and confronted the man "Would you like some apple cider!?" He shouted, "N-No thanks!" The man replied.
The man tried to drag him in but he ran away and took a sharp turn into the fruit store "A green apple please!" He started to panic. Soon the transaction was done and he went home and went to sleep but when he woke up apples and apple cider covered the floor of his room and there was a note on the bedside table "DONT SMOKE KIDDO MAC WIDDO" it said "...wtf"
Then I, the writer appeared in the room with an apple and I threw it at him and said
"EAT APPLES BETCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
