"Can I grab your booty as a friend?"
"As long as I don't have to call you daddy"
or in which two best friends realize they're in love with each other
Social Media AU
KirianaGrande Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA?
STRAWberry No. But you can get out of bed and do something
KirianaGrande How do you know I'm in bed?
STRAWberry I can smell the sadness and desperation from across the world. Plus you referenced a dead meme, I thought better of you meme queen
TREVVVVVY Honestly that Instagram post was sad af we didn't even bother commenting like big yikes you literally said you loved him. He clearly doesn't understand the "love" you're referring to so just move on.
KirianaGrande
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ANYWAYS, Why are you doofs up so late?
TREVVVVVY Nice try young lady but you aren't off the hook just yet, and why are YOU up so late it's already a day ahead for you so shouldn't you be talking to loverboy by now?
CalvinKLEIN Wow, so we really out here bullying Kiri now smh, don't worry Kiri I'll always be here to support your desperate and one-sided love
KirianaGrande WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I really don't need this rn and to answer your question Big nosed Trev he hasn't spoken to me yet hence my reason for being up so late.
TREVVVVVY
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STRAWberry No, but seriously Kiri as your friends we really want the best for you. Plenty of guys want to be with you like have you seen your DM's and the things people comment and tweet at you like you're hot you can get any guy.
CalvinKLEIN You're also looking a bit sad to us sweaty like no one including Kj knows you have feelings for him so don't expect something more to come out of your friendship.
KirianaGrande WHOMST SAID I WAS THO? I've been just friends with him for years, I don't expect him to fall in love with me overnight and for us to start dating but I know what my true feelings are. I'll try and go on dates with other people if you guys want.
TREVVVVVY Okay good. On another note how bad did you look yesterday after all that crying?
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