Suicide Squad//Joker Smut

You're Such a Nerd

*pretend the movie hasn't come out and they created the Suicide Squad Joker look*
"I swear every time you open your mouth to speak you just get nerdier and nerdier," I laughed as he tossed popcorn at me.
"Hey, to be fair, I'm cute so I can be as weird as I want to be," he argued poorly, sticking his tongue out at me, causing me to laugh harder.
"Who the fuck says in the middle of music class that they would kill to be in a Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy sandwich?" I teased Jared further, making his cheeks turn a bright shade of red.
"I'm not the one who practically orgasms at the sound of Joker's laugh!" He fires back, raising an eyebrow cockily.
"In my defense, who isn't attracted to him?" It was my turn to be embarrassed now.
"Just shut up and watch the movie," he rolled his eyes, snuggling closer to me as we continued watching the movie.
***
"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong!" I yelled as he tried to draw on his face.
"Fine, you do it then!" Jared yelled back, dropping the liquid eyeliner.
"With pleasure," I mumbled before picking it back up.
With a few strokes of the eyeliner, little "tattoos" littered his face.
"Hurry! Go put it on, I wanna see it!" I giggled like a crazed fan girl (oh wait, I am).
"Okay, miss pushy!" He grabbed the green hairspray and clothing before running down the hall to the bathroom.
I stared at myself in my mirror: black pigtails, Harley makeup, red spandex, and a black and metal studded bra... it's all I had at the moment, but I can't believe Jared wasn't getting any hints from this.
We've spent four hours coating him in white and black makeup. My clock read 3:30 am. My phone had a text from my parents saying their trip ran longer than expected, so they wouldn't be home for another two days. I'm sure that's music to any 17 year olds ears. Fuck Jared for being 18 and living on his own, that jerk.
I stared at my closed bedroom door, waiting for Jared to come back. My hands shook from anticipation, my hot best friend dressed as Mistah J himself, life couldn't get any better.
The creaking sound of footsteps in front of my door had my heart beating widely. A sinister cackle echoed throughout the hall, making me break out into sweats. We decided to make our own spin on Joker so I'm anxious to see how it turned out.
"Are ya ready, doll," Jared's perfect Joker voice sent chills down my spine.
"Yes, daddy!" I yelled in my spot on Harley voice jokingly (kinda).
I'll admit, after years of practice, the voice is quite good.
"I can't wait to show ya my toys, Harley," he mumbled before pushing the door open, revealing himself.
His appearance took my breath away.
"J-Jared," I was speechless.
"It looks fucking awesome right?! I mean, look at this!" He tossed his cane around proudly.
"Sure is Mistah J," my Harley voice back on.
I watched something change in his eyes, something dark... but I wanted more of it.
"I wanna try something," he whispered as he licked his lips.
I nodded my approval with a smile as I twirled a piece of hair from my pigtails around my finger.
"Speak up, Harley!" His joker voice back and as sexy as ever.
"Yes, please, sir," I played along.
If it's role play he wants, it's role play he'll get.
"Good, kitten," he chuckled before closing the space between him and the edge of the bed.
Jared grabbed one of my ankles, pulling me closer to him.
"And good kittens get rewards," he smile evilly, causing chills to erupt over my pale skin.
"God, you're such a nerd," I laughed nervously, trying to rid the sexual tension growing.
He's probably just trying to show off his awesome Joker persona. I sat up only to have him push me back down onto the bed. I looked up at him with wide eyes as he stood tall between my legs.
"Um, that hurt, you dick," I raised my hand to smack his arm but he grabbed it, pinning it to the bed.
His odd silence was throwing me off. I love how dedicated he gets with staying in character.
"Wasn't meant to be gentle, doll," he laughed sadistically.
I had to close my eyes tightly to stop myself from cumming just from that.
"Please, mister, don't hurt me!" I acted like an innocent civilian.
Innocence gets him going, I know it does...
"Mmm, but I want to," he smiled while dragging the bottom of his jeweled cane down my exposed stomach.
"Please, sir-"
"Blah, Blah, blah," I squealed at the sudden movement of my shorts being pulled off, " all that chit chats gonna getcha hurt."
I smirked teasingly before trying to get up and escaping. He chuckled, knowing what I was doing.
"You're not going anywhere," he growled, pulling me back towards him, me somehow taking my bra off in the process. I now lay completely naked in front of my best friend who is dressed as a sexy as hell Joker.
"N-No, mister, please don't," I tried to sound panicked but I couldn't help but giggle.
A groan left his lips before he flipped me over, tossing the cane to the ground.
"I can't wait to violate you," J chuckled, smacking my bare ass.
"Please, no," I pulled on my best fake crying.
"Wait, are you still role playing? Or are you actually hurt?" I heard Jared whisper.
Bless his poor soul...
I gave him a thumbs up.
I heard the sound of his pants hitting the ground before his cold hands traced up my sides.
"Too bad you don't make the rules around here, baby girl," he whispered in my ear.
I raised my ass up, it slightly rubbing against his bare erection. My eyes widened at the feeling. If I would've known he was this big before right now...
"I'll do what I want, and who I want," he laughed once again before yanking my head back by one of my pigtails.
"Daddy," I gasped loudly.
The words flew out before I could stop them. As soon as I was about to apologize, Jared lifted my ass up and instantly started pushing into me. Since I was already dripping wet, this wasn't a hard task. My insides burned at the stretch, I've never had someone this big before.
"You're so sexy," he moaned before shoving the rest of his hard cock into me.
I gasped for air as he pulled out and roughly pushed back in.
"C'mon, doll, say it again," His Joker voice in full swing now.
My fantasy was coming true. Fucking J.
"Fuck, daddy," I whined as I gripped my sheets tightly.
"Oh, I'm gonna tear you apart," Jared chuckled before pounding into me, knocking the air out of my lungs.
"Yes, ah, fuck," I moaned as I arched my back, forcing him to go in deeper from behind.
The new angle had my legs shaking and curse words flowing out of J's mouth.
"Such a good whore for me. Are ya daddy's little cum slut?" I was shocked by the words coming out of his mouth.
I love kinky Jared.
"You love working your hips on the one and only Joker's cock?" He groaned as he picked up his speed.
"Yes, sir!" I cried out, wanting more of him.
"Good, kitten," he chuckled as he pulled on my pigtails again, yanking my head back.
"J, right there, yes!" I moaned like a slut, my knees feeling weak.
"You're so tight," he said shakily as his thrusts grew rougher.
"Touch me," I begged, I needed more.
He let go of my hair, bringing one hand to my hip and the other to my clit.
His fingers worked expertly, sending fire throughout my body.
"Daddy, I'm gonna c-cum," I moaned like a pathetic whore as I screwed my eyes shut.
"Do it, cum all over daddy's cock," J moaned, his thrusts becoming erratic.
The hand that rested on my hip wrapped itself around my throat, cutting off blood flow.
"Yes, Yes, oh, fuck," I cried out on pleasure.
"Cum, do it, be a good whore and cum for daddy," and with those words my body broke apart, convulsing with pleasure.
I screamed out in pure bliss as I felt my orgasm crash over me. I felt my wetness dripping down my thighs and getting all over J.
"Fuck, that's it baby girl," his breathing becoming more heavy.
His thrusts were slowing down and becoming frantic.
"Fuck, fuck, I'm cumming. Oh shit, I'm c-cumming," he growled as he pulled out and came all over my back.
I collapsed out of exhaustion into my bed, Jared cleaning his cum up with a shirt from off of the floor.
"This should be our thing," he said as he fell next to me.
"W-what?" I asked, still dazed.
"You know, me being your Joker," he almost whispered.
"Is that your way of asking me out?" I giggled, cuddling close to him.
"Yes," Jared laughed.
"Well, then yes. God, you're such a nerd," and with that we fell asleep in each other's arms.