Nct dream ~ crappy ~ text fic

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Smize: it's at moments like these I'd be alright to die

J: ?!?!?!

Muffin: no the fuck u won't!

Dad:.....

Gretchen: ok but your right next to us w/u on about?

Regina: y'all together?

J: oh right LOL out of the loop Hyung?

Dad: ???

Dolphin: HAHAHA U GUYS ARE SO OLD NOW HA

Regina: I'm like the middle aged of all u guys

Gretchen: not anymore

Regina: shut up

Dad: anywayyyy?

Smize: I'm soo happy right now I wish I could die like this

Gretchen: in the words of renjun earlier "no the fuck u won't"

Smize: I'm just so happy their so beautiful and I could cry-

Muffin: aww stobb it

Gretchen: we love u jenooo xx

Muffin: mmmm (๑>◡<๑)

Regina: U FINALY ALL TOGETHER!

J: yeet cred to chensung

Dad: ? What's that?

Dolphin: chensung?

J: chenle Jisung

Muffin: AWWW U HAVE A SHIP NAME

J: better than yours

Smize: acaSCUSEme

J: acascused

Gretchen: how is chensung better than renomin

J: u just said it yourself

Chensung:???ok what?

J: also sungLE

Regina: y am I still confused

J: that..I don't know I'm sorry babe

Regina: all good hun

Dad: cheating on chenle I see

Jisung: jomesong and haechanette

Regina: it's a love story~

J: baby just sayyy~

Smize: no

J: anyway, back onto topic, cred to me and chenle because without us there sorry ass's would've been a complete mess and not met their other soulmate bitchchhggggsghahann

Gretchen: ?

Muffin: thanks u 2 xxxxxxxxxxxx

Dolphin: oh stop it ur making me blush

Smize: ok

J: oooh jeno getting jealous for absolutely no reason ayyeeee

Smize: oh shut up Jisung

Regina: ooog jeno getting angry at jisung exposing him for getting jealous for absolutely no reason ayyeeee

Dad: oml shut up all of u

Regina: 🤐

J: of corse u fricking would

Gretchen: okkkkkkk

Dad: so getting it right...

Dad: renomin-renjun, jeno & Jaemin- are in a relation ship together, chensung or sungLE-Jisung and chenle- are the reason this ship lives and jeno is whipped

Regina: YES

Dolphin: CORRECT

j: word for word

Dad: ok

Smize: I Am NOT WHIPPED

Muffin: really? (*'-')

Smize: no I am really whipped yeh what? No? Never no I am what Yes English who's that?

J: as you can see to your right a- oh wow-

J: a confident gay

Regina: and to your left is a nervous-oh so nervous-gay

J: completely whipped

Regina: indefinitely whipped

J: whipped to the point of the cherry on top in its highest righteousness

Regina: indeed

J: it was nice doing business with you

J: Regina

Regina: as with you j

Dad:.......

Dolphin ok goodbye

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