Nct dream ~ crappy ~ text fic

Shoot me(ft.standay6)

Because-

Smize: hi

J: no

Smize: ???

J: just no

Dolphin: hihoe

J: hello chenle Hyung

Regina: YYYYY

J: I'm sorry what was that I couldn't hear over all of chenle's manners

Gretchen: lol

Gretchen: what manners

Dolphin: the ones you won't be seeing any time soon

Dad: ouch!🔥

J: oooooh~ 7th degree burn

Gretchen: oml shut up

Dad: e-excuse me?

Smize: Stutter?

J: N-no wha-at are you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-talking 'bout

Smize: haha Jisung very funny

J: ?

J: I don't see what funny here Haechan do you mind telling the class your joke

Muffin: 👩🏻‍🏫

Dad: your ALIVE?

Muffin:....I'm right next to you

Dad: I was joking?

Muffin: I know and it was a bad joke

J: mOrk..you and Haechan make a great couple

Regina: AISH SHIT UP!

Smize: pfft..'shit'

Regina: SHUT IT OR YOU'LL EAT IT

Gretchen: eat it?

Muffin: eat what

Smize: Mmm food

Dolphin: ya know know you mentioned it in a bit hungry

J: renjun ate all the Doritos but I think there's a few too many bags of food on the table

Regina: I hate you all

J: THATS R. U. D. E

Regina: OH REALLY??

J: YEH!

Regina: sorry

J: dnt wry bt it

Dad: what?

Smize: translation "don't worry 'bout it"

Dad:.....k

Dolphin:........

Muffin: don't do it

Dolphin: old man

Dad: what?

Dolphin: grandpa

Dolphin: ancientkakof

Smize:???

Gretchen: dude u can see what's happening?

Smize: your point?

Muffin:*sighsdeeply*

——
Jeno looked up from his phone to see mark attempting to murder(tackle) chenle who was screaming maniacally, he couldn't tell if he was laughing or screaming but..they seemed the same. Haechan linking onto mark to make sure the other didn't kill the younger. Jisung keeping chenle at a safe distance, protecting the younger. 'This would've been cute, like a k-drama, if I hadn't know the reason for this' jeno thought laughing to himself.

———

Dolphin: ok I'm alive

Muffin: unfortunately

Dolphin: *GASPS*

Dad: I find it we're becoming more and more like Jisung and Haechan everyday

Dad: it scares me

J: lol

Regina: lol

Muffin: lol

Gretchen: lol

Smize: lol

Dolphin: lol

Dad: not so lol

Regina:....

Dad: what?

Regina:*memeVoice*

Regina: ITS TIME TO STOP 👉🏻⏰

J: ok but like what should we watch next?

Dolphin: idk

Muffin: neither

Dolphin: what about 'great seducer'

Regina: oH! wb 'just between lovers'

Gretchen: oh I watched that it's good

Smize: rly?

Gretchen: yeh I cried

Dolphin: NOooooOoOooOoooOOooOo

J: OKAY

J: I'll put on great seducer and just line up some good dramas

Regina: yeet

Smize: oLay

Smize: where did mOrk go?

J: you can see yourself you lazy arse

Smize: but I don't want to

Muffin: leGiT all ur doing is TURNING ur head!

Smize: your point?

Regina: wtf he's just giving me a head massage

Dolphin: OMFG I LOVE JOY SO MUCH UWU💞💞💞✨✨✨☁️💫💘💕💖💙💗💚💔💛❣️🖤💓🧡💞❤️💜💝💟

J: woaH tF?

Dolphin: sorry my love and affection for red velvet just fell out

Regina: yeh and typed all that bullshit up?

Dolphin: yeh

Muffin: no

J: if chenle says so

J: it is so

Gretchen: lol quickly chenle! grab ur man before he bites mark husband and my wifey

Muffin: wifey????

J: lol fck off

Regina: no u fck off

J: no u

Regina: no u!

J: NO U!-

And that's where I realised I hadn't published this YAY HAPPY ME
It's legit so small
So short
I'm short
I'm tired
It's 5:52
I haven't been to sleep
Good bye