The best sex I've ever had. // Kim Namjoon

CHAPTER FIVE.

-Oh my God. I can't believe it. Oh my God, Oh my God.- Namjoon was totally freaking out when he went back home. He slammed the door, not thinking about the other bandmates, which were probably sleeping. Surprisingly he saw Yoongi in the kitchen, who was drinking coffee with a sleepy face. Probably he spent the night drinking soju or beer in his studio, until he got drunk and fell asleep on the table.

-Why are you screaming?-

Namjoon didn't know if it was right or not to tell him what happened. He didn't really thought about it, he was out of his mind.

-I...I did something.-

-What?- he asked, calmly.

-I had sex...-

-Where's the shocking part?-

-...With an Army.-

His coffee went on the wrong way, starting coughing.- Are you serious?!-

Namjoon kept looking at his friend with a guilty face.- Okay, I didn't know she was really an army, I mean, she didn't recognized me.-

-Maybe she faked it. Like...She acted like she didn't know you, but actually she did.-

-She didn't even saw me... we..-

-You..?-

-We had masks on, and I turned off the lights when we were...-

-Don't say a word more.- he stopped Namjoon with a move of his hand.- Did you use condoms?-

Namjoon looked at his friend, feeling lost.- FUCK.-

-KIM NAMJOON. YOU DIDN'T USE CONDOMS?-

-FUCK, THIS TIME I'M REALLY IN TROUBLE. REAL. BIG. BIG. TROUBLE.-

-Okay calm down. Maybe if you're lucky, your one night stand won't ruin the rest of your life.- Yoongi was feeling anxious for his friend, he had never been so irresponsable. –You did it just once, so maybe it's not...-

-We did it multiple times...- he confessed.

-I'm out.- Yoongi said, leaving his cup of tea in the sink.

***

-Where the hell is your phone?- Kate was shouting from the entrance, angrily slamming the door. Her sister was laying on the chair, having her breakfast alone. She calmly looked Kate, thinking about an answer.

-Probably in my bedroom.-

-Why did you declined my call? I wanted to know everything, now you can tell me, right?- she was excited, as if her sex life and love life were the best source of gossip in the world. She shook her head and then she stood up, bringing her plate and glass to the sink. She was wearing a shirt and a pair of panties only. –There's nothing much to say. He was an asshole. That's all.-

-Did he hurted you?- she asked worried.

-What? No! We had a great night, but that's all! This morning he acted like an asshole, I hope I'll never see him again.-

-I'm sorry about that, sis.- Kate said, while she was caressing her sister's shoulder.- Don't think about that asshole. You remember what day it is the day after tomorrow, don't you?- she said while jumping, grabbing her sister's hand. She faked a smile. – Of course I do. That is your day. – she said.- You will finally meet that Bangtan sonwhatever.-

-Sonyeondan! It's Bangtan Sonyeondan!-

-Yeah, WHATEVER.- She went to her bedroom and took her phone, throwing it toward her sister.- And change your personal ringtone! The one you put is too loud! This morning I almost died from fear! Change it.-

-Not Today!- she laughed, throwing the phone back.

-Is this a kind of a joke or what?- she asked serious.

-It's...a joke...The song's name is.. Not today..so.. OKAY GOT IT, YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD, I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.- she shouted while standing up and going to the bathroom.

-CHANGE THE RINGTONE KATE, OR ELSE I'LL DESTROY YOUR PRETTY FACE BEFORE YOU MEET THAT BANGTAN SONYEHONWHATTHEFUCK IS THEIR NAME?-

-BANGTAN SONYEONDAN.-

-BANGTAN SONFUCKONDAN.-