(Written by Ari, this is his version of a Christmas carol. Btw, it is supposed to be spelled incorrectly. Ari is a bird, he can't spell.)
CHUPTER 42:
"BEH HEMBUG!" Arineezer squooze said. "SUDNUSSS" Bub said. "OI, Doughnate plz" doughnation pursun said. "NU" arineezer said. "Awww" doughnation pursun said den lefte. "hoi ankle! Iz quistmus!" Nefhew said. "IM AWURE IZ QUISTMUS." Arineezer said. "Wanna half dinnner wit meh fumily und frendss?" Nefew said. "NU, BEH HUMBUG" arineezer said. "Plz?" Nefew said. "NUUU" arineezer said. "Kk bye" nefew said den lefte. "Oi can I plz have cole?" Bub said. "NUUUUUUU" arineezer said. "Aww" bub said. Tehn arineezer ''twas gunna gu tu bead, BUTT TEHN, SUMONE NOCKED UH HAS DUUR! "Huh? Twas dat?" Arineezer said. "TWAS MEH, MURLAY!" Murlay said. "O NUH, DUNT HERT MEH PLZ!" Arineezer said. "TONITE, U WULL BEH VUSUTUD BEST BY TWEE SPOOPY GOSTS!" Murlay said. "Ya uk, lol Bai." Arineezer Squooze said. "KK BAI" Murlay said. Tehn hu disaperd. "ZZZZZZZ" arineezer snored.
THEHN TEH CLUCK STROKE MEDNUIT. "WUAT, HOW DAR WAK MEH UOP?" Arineezer said. "IT IZ MEH, MR. FLAM MUN! AKA TEH FURST GOST." Mr. Flam mun said. "Kk" arineezer said. "LEZ GU TWO UR CILDHUD!" Mr. Flam mun said. Tehn they wer tallepurted to arineezers skool. "UH MEH GUSH, IZ MEH SKOOL!" Arineezer said. "Lez gu two yur pust self." Mr. flam mun said. "Uk" arineezer said. Thehn they went unside TEH skool. "MEH GUSH, ITZ MEH!" Arineezer said. "O hai prufusser." Past arineezer said. "O hai steudunt." Prufusser said. "NOW STUDIEE" prufusser said. "Yos." Past arineezer said. "This is borin, led gu two a wile in Teh furture." Mr. flam mun said.
"Yea uk" arineezer said. "Iz meh x gurlfwend, I iz sad." Arineezer said.
SONG
"Su umotonul." Arineezer said. "Ikr?" Mr. flam mun said. Tehn he dussapered, and arineezer was in hus bede. "WAT" arineezer said. Tehn he want two bede.
Thehn teh cluck stroke surround sounds. "WAT NOW?" Arineezer said. "HOHOHO I AM MR. BETTERMAN AKA TEH SECUND GOST. I LIKE FOOD." Mr. betterman said. "Hai, can eye huv food?" Arineezer said. "NU, NOW LEZ GU TO TEH PRESENCE" Mr. betterman said. "Kk" arineezer said. "OH MEH GUSH, IZ BOB! MEH EMPLOYEE!" Arineezer said. "Hia MEH Waife" bob said. "Hai Meh hussbund." Waife said. "Mum, um eh gunna dye?" Timmeh said. "Nu" Waife said. "Kk" timmeh said. "He gunna dye." Waife whispered to bob. "Aww." Bob said. "WAT WUZ DAT?" Timmeh said. "Notin deer" waife said. "O okayy" timmeh said. "O nu, timmeh gunna dye?" Arineezer said, "YOS" mr. betterman said. " uh nu, timmeh cantt dye!" Arineezer said. "If u be juice two yor employee, timmeh Wunt dye." Mr. betterman said. "WAT, NEVAH!" Arineezer said. "Uk tan, he will dye." Mr betterman said. "I DONUT KARE" arineezer lied. "U LIEIN" mr betterman said. "Kk" arineezer said. "Led gu two ur howse." Mr betterman said. DEN MR BETTERMAN DABBED. "GASP, GET OUTTA HERE NOW YA KREEP" arineezer said. "Kk :(" MR betterman said den lefte. "I iz tirede, nite." Arineezer squooze said. DEN he want two bed.
DEN he wok up latr. "I AM MR DEATH, AKA TEH THURD GOST." MR death said. "Ya hi" arineezer said. "LEZ GU" Mr death said. DEN dye were in a gravyyard. "MEH GUSH, IZ TIMMEHS GRUVE!" Arineezer said. "GET IN" mr death pointed to Teh gruve wit Teh wurds ARINEEZER SQUOOZE on it. "NUUUU I WANA CHUNGE!" Arineezer said wile falling into his gruve. "NUUUUUUUU" arineezer squooze DEN woke up. "WA, IZ MORNIN. Arineezer said. "WOOO, I DIDNT DYE" Arineezer said. "HEY BOI" Arineezer said out his window. "WAT" boi said. "GO GIMMEH SOME MEAT" Arineezer said. "YO MEAN TURKEY OR CHICKEN?" Boi said. "GASP, GO AWAY YA KREEP!" Arineezer said. "Kk" boy said Den lefte. DEN Arineezer went to gu get the unknown meat. "OI, IM GUNNA DOUGHNATE" arineezer said. "WAT, THX. HERE HAVE A SCARF" doughnation pursun said. "WAT EWW NO U TOUCHED IT." Arineezer said Den lefte. Den he went two his nefews house. "Wat" nefew said. "BEH HUMBAG. JK, HOHOHO" Arineezer said. Tehn they has quistmus dinner and dye lived wondering wat the meat was ever after. THE END. "BLEEZ UZ, EVERYONE" timmeh said. "NO WON KARES TIMMEH" Arineezer said. "Aww" timmeh said.
CREDITS
EVERYONE AS THEMSELVES.
Ritten bye Ari.
