(It's very difficult to type with a bandaid pls read this)
((I actually don't hate Monika don't beat me))
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"Hey, Y/n!" Monika smiled and tapped you on the shoulder. You turned your head towards her and smiled back. "Yes?" She looked down and nervously played with her skirt before clearing her throat. "I wanna be your thot!" She beamed. You gasped, shocked and horrified at what she had just said. You had a crush on Monika for some time now but...she was...a thot?
You backed away, causing Monika to raise an eyebrow in confusion. "NO THOTS!!" You exclaimed. Your friends Natsuki and Yuri stared at Monika with the same horrified expression. "B-but Y/n!~ OwO!" Monika whined. Yuri's eyes went wide. "How did she...say OwO out loud?" Natsuki glared at Yuri. "You just did it too!" Natsuki stepped away from Yuri. "I- I didn't mean-" she turned her head away in embarrassment. "WHAT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT NO THOTS!?" You yelled at her once again. You didn't want to be mean, but she was going way too far.
"Fine, I will not be a thot." Monika sighed. You, Natsuki and Yuri smiled approvingly. "Yes!" You cheered in unison. "But I wanna please y/n!" Your faces dropped. Natsuki jumped up on the desk and shrieked, "THOT DETECTED!!!"
Yuri took a knife out of her cleavage and pointed it at Monika. "NO THOTS!!" Sayori burst into the room and tripped over her shoelace. "REAL SHIT!?" she yelled from the floor.
Then Monika deleted herself.
