Baby Tony

Baby mix up

Tony was going nuts as Simmons makes homemade Baby food that tasted terrible. //Great she's going to try again// "Come on baby you need the food." Fitz makes airplane sounds as Simmons spins the food into his mouth. //Why do we feed kids this?//  Simmons smiles and takes him out of the high chair. "Alright I just got a message saying that we need to get more supplies for this little guy." Fitz looks at her "You want me to come with you?" "Sure" //Great I get the nerd squad who keeps giving me  food that taste like dirt, no scratch that dirt is better.// 

Simmons and Fitz reach the mall and take him into the baby isle. They meet another baby in the isle a baby girl in a stroller that was the same as Tony and is wearing the same white onesie as Tony. "You have a precious baby" Simmons says smiling. "So do you" Fitz and Simmons go to the bathroom to change Tony and the woman follows needing to change her baby as well. They get finish and hurry up and grab the baby. 

//Umm wait this isn't Fitz or Simmons, wait no no.// Tony begins to cry, the mother looks at Tony. " Aww Baby girl you're okay shh I know I know your hungry aren't you hmm don't worry mama will feed you." //Feed how, well it can't be worse than that baby food. Hey why are you taking your shirt off? Oh god no// "Shh Shh it's okay it's going to be okay." Places him near her breast and latches him on. "Come on baby eat for mommy be a good girl." Finally sucks, it wasn't so bad but Loki was going to pay for this. "Aww there's mommy's good girl yeah shh." The mother unlatches him. "Very good baby very good." //This is a nightmare.// "Now let's get you dressed baby girl." The mother pulls out a puffy purple dress. //Of course it's a dress.// 

"There that's mommy's pretty girl." A man enters the pink, rainbow nursery. "Aww is that my baby girl huh, she looks so pretty." The man says smiling and picks Tony up and pats his diapered butt. "Aww you're wet baby, daddy's princess needs a change." Changes him not looking well enough to notice a different. "There much better huh. You feed her already?" "Yes I did she was kind of fussy with her feeding." "Hmm that's alright let's go to the dance baby girl, I can't wait to dance with my baby." 

They reach a little pre school and enter the gym. "Aww look baby  come on, come dance with daddy." //I never thought I'd say this but I miss Steve and Bucky//  The dad dances with Tony smiling goofily. "Ooh it's time for another feeding baby hmmm let's go find mommy huh?" //not again// After another feeding that Tony hated he was starting to get tired. "Aww baby girl is sleepy"  //God warn someone.// "Lets get home hmm." The dad begins to rock him back and forth and get's into the car placing him in a bright pink car seat. As they get home the dad places Tony into a soft purple onesie and kisses his forehead. "We'll have more fun tomorrow baby girl hmm yeah pats his thigh, and exits the room. //Steve please come back and take me.//