Okay but what if Stan had glasses
-His prescription is so high he's basically legally blind
-Somehow his glasses are always clean because Stanley is a mythical creature
-Bill likes to steal them and pretend to be Harry Potter
-Give them back Bill, you're going to get them dirty.
-I c-can't hear you fo-for you are merely a mu-muggle. Avada Kedavra buh-bitch.
-Richie constantly switches glasses with him and makes fun of him for how blind he is. Eddie then puts them on and agrees.
-His specs are repeatedly broken by Bowers though.
-One day he shows up to the quarry with contacts in and Bill immediately jumps into the water. Stan always thought it was because he looked bad that day. 1 year later he finds out that was most definitely not the reason.
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