Hamilton Reacts to Hamilton But Phillip is Insane

Aaron Burr, Sir

Philip scratched the fabric of his sleeves, careful not to break out of his child like character, luckily for him, The next song started, and quite loudly shall I say

[COMPANY]

Seventeen seventy-six

New York City

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?  

[AARON BURR]

That depends, who's asking?  

Peggy burst out laughing "So, if he said something incorrect, you're not Aaron Burr?"

Aaron blushed, and Philip giggled

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Oh, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you  

[AARON BURR]

I'm getting nervous  

"You should be~" Philip purred, laughing quietly, Aaron looked at him weirdly as everyone else laughed

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him it's a blur, sir
He handles the financials?  

[AARON BURR]

You punched the bursar?  

Philip and Peggy burst out laughing, Philip a bit more insanely, finally! A funny thing finally said in this musical! Everyone took Philips laugh as a Philip thing, Eacker smiled, Washington glared at Alexander "Really?" Alexander laughed nervously 

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Yes!

"There's your answer!" someone said

I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid

"You sure?" Thomas looked up at Alexander Sassily

So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?  

[AARON BURR]

It was my parent's dying wish before they passed  

Everyone but Philip looked at Aaron sympathetically, Philip looked at him and Smiled evily

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

You're an orphan, of course I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war
Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

[AARON BURR]

Can I buy you a drink?  

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

That would be nice  

[AARON BURR]

While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less  

"WHAT-" Alexander screamed, at the same time as his onscreen character

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

What?

[AARON BURR]

Smile more  

"As if that's going to happen" Angelica remarked as Eliza and peggy chuckled

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Ha!

[AARON BURR]

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for 

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

You can't be serious 

[AARON BURR]

You want to get ahead?

Philip whispered to himself "just suck enough dick mah boi" Thank god no one heard it

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

Yes

[AARON BURR]

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead..

"Foreshadowing!~" Philip sang happily, getting a few looks from several people

[JOHN LAURENS]

Yo yo yo yo yo

What time is it?  

[LAFAYETTE & MULLIGAN]

Show time!

[AARON BURR]

Like I said...

[JOHN LAURENS]

  Show time, show time
Yo, I'm John Lauren's in the place to be
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free

"The hell's chick-a-pop?" Laurens asked

[LAFAYETTE]  

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set
I came from afar just to say bonsoir
Tell the king casse-toi
Who's the best, c'est moi

Laf cringed at his english and sighed

[HERCULES]

Brrrah, brraaah I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come againAy, lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)

The schuylers through their shoes at him

[JOHN LAURENS]

  No more sex, pour me another brew, son
Let's raise a couple more to the revolution

"WOO!" The whole hamilsquad exclaimed

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college 

[HERCULES]

Aaron Burr 

[JOHN LAURENS]

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge 

[AARON BURR] 

  Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand
You spit, I'm 'a sit

We'll see where we land (boo)

"BOO!" The Hamilsquad exclaimed

[JOHN LAURENS]

Burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you stall for?     

[ALEXANDER HAMILTON]

 If you stand for nothing Burr, what'll you fall for?

"oOoOOoOoOOoOoOO~" The hamilsquad purred

[LAFAYETTE, JOHN LAURENS, HERCULES]

  Oh, who are you oh, who are you oh, who are you?
Oh, who is this kid, what's he gonna do?

"Just you wait................." Alexander replied, everyone cheered, all minus philip...

I wish I could tell you what was happening in his brain..