The truth is revealed।
"Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, he asks his son, "So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married! I'm married!"
Jack was so relieved that he started crying!
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The Hangover
ContoYou should always be careful with alcohol. If you happen to drink too much, odds are that you'll do something that you'll regret in the morning. Or even worse, you could do something absolutely amazing and forget about it right afterwards. Actually...
