KnB Badboys Scenarios/Headcanons

When their s/o buys them a pet (Aomine, Haizaki, Seto, Hanamiya)

Seto Kentaro:

"What's in the box, s/o?" He sees his s/o smiling knowingly. "Just open it." And he did as they say. "What the...? A turtle?" he looks at them with disbelieve. He really didn't expect that.

"I thought a turtle suits you", they say in a sweet voice. "Wait the turtle belongs to me?" "Well, of course." His s/o gets some lettuce leaves out of their handbag and handed them to him. Seto takes them hesitantly and hold them to the turtle. "We will call her "Sarada" (japanisch for salad)," he says with a little smile on his face.

Aomine Daiki:

"Aomine, are you awake? I have a present for you," they call for him. At the word 'present' he sits up from the couch. "What is-," he can't finish his sentence because his s/o stands before him with a little dog next to her feet. "What is this??" he nearly shouts at her. "It's a dog, you aho," she says with her lovely voice. "I brought him for us. I thought it would be a good idea now that we live together," she explained.

In the meantime, the fluffy fuss of a dog runs to Aomine und sniffs at him while he happily wags his tail. "And why did you have to buy such a little dog?" "It's just a puppy, Aomine," they tell him patiently. "So it will grow?" "Well, yeah a tiny weeny bit." "That means no, you idiot," Aomine shouts at them.

Hanamiya Makoto:

"What the f*ck is this?" he asked his exited s/o. "It's a fish for you, silly." (Like the one in the picture) "Why would you do that to me, s/o?" "I thought you would like him." "What let you think I want something like that?" he wanted to know.

"He looks funny," they say with a friendly smile on their face. "So you want to tell me that you walked in a pet store, saw this ugly creature and thought that this would be the perfect present for me? Really, s/o? Do you even know me?"

Haizaki Shougo:

When Haizaki comes home from work, he sees his s/o standing before a cage. "Oii s/o, what's that?" he greets them. "Hello to you too, Shougo. I was in a pet store today." "Are you f*cking serious? You can't just go out and buy some shit, s/o!" "But it's so sweet and little, Shougo," they half-whined. As he goes to his s/o and the new cage, he recognizes a black little rat in the cage. "You brought a rat? I thought women disgusts those kind of animals. "You're probably right but I always liked them. I got a rat just like this one as a present on my seventh birthday," they explain nostalgically. In the meantime, they put their hand in the cage waiting for the rat to come out from its new little woodhouse. Haizaki can't do anything but watch his s/o with a smirk as they do so.