1000+ Things To Do When Bored

The starter offerers XP

this is my first book...if you haven't read the desccription of the book please do for your own safety.

RECOMMENDED IN PUBLIC PLACES

1.  Get an empty detergent bottle and clean it out with hot water. Fill it with drinkable jelly or a jelly like substance that is edible, put the fake detergent into a handbag then go into a shop and buy a real one just before you get ot the store put the real one in the handbag and pul out the fake one. Stand their and consume the substance and wait for the people to realize that you are drinking the substane that you just brought. (you don't have to buy a real bottle you can just walk around drinking the fake one...i just find it gives the prank more life)

2. Run up to a lady in the shop and yell at them " MA'ME!!! OMG ma'me! i think i know you!" stare them up and down once then look deeply in the eyes and burst into tears while falling onto your knees. then tell them "you look exactly like her" when they ask exacty like who? tell them "exactly like my sister who died of mysterious circumstances" then get up dry your tears and silently walk away.

3. Find a person thats at a petrol station about to fuel out and yell out at them. "Don't use that i saw the terrorists put some sort of powder in it!" (i garentee they might stop and leave or just ignore you)

4. (recommended for teenagers or older) Walk into the 'My Little pony' section of a movie store and act really suspecious. When a store clerk comes around to ask if you need any help stare at them in the eyes really really death like and wisper at them "I need more my little pony".

5. Get An esky and fill it with ice blocks in sandwich bags and cans of coke and bags of weeds (as in weeds meaning the stupid stuff from your garden NOT THE DRUG!) then walk down the street and when you see a person comingh towards you ask them "Want any Coke? Weed? or ice?" if they say no continue walking is they say yes then ask "Coke, Weed or ice" what every they ask for give to them and leave them confused. (try to look REALLY! sketchy maybe get ripped colthing and mess up your hair get soem eyeshadow and put in uder your eyes to look as if your high and haven't slept. P.S don't get bashed or arrested for public disturbance)

6. Go into a public toilet afte someone else enters.wait a few seconds before walking into a cublical that has no toilet paper then start screaming at the toilet about how good your relationship with it could have been if it had toilet paper (for example) "We could have been so very close! but nooo you just had to choose nto cheat on me! who did you let use the rest of it!? I can't believe you Toilet'o! i gave you all my respect. i pulled my to'ch covers down i put my butt on your set and i did my doodoo only to find out you cheated on me! Who did you let use they rest of your paper!" If they other person hasn't left after your break don stop yelling then polietly say the the person from your cubical "im so sorry sir/ma'me but if you don't mind can i have some of your toilet'os paper. It would be much appreciated. (if your comfortable carry on in your own way)

7. Goto a public pool dressed as a pirate and start yelling at people things along the lines of: Give me back my treasure! -Wheres my ship? buckeneer! -i heard you were a traitor of me ship aye? you shall walk ye plank! -Washed up on ye shore and eard that ye be selling some good ol' rum!

8. walking down a publc street with shops and stuff lock onto a certain person and follow them around for as long as possible. If they don't say anything walk right next to them put your arm around them and then wisper in their ear. "I  know what you did" then walk away. If they do say something to you just sop and make them stop then hug them and say into their ear "I had fun last night with your mom and you" then walk off.

9. Go to a stoe that sells manikin heads grab one off a shelf sit in the middle of the isle with the head across from you and have a full blown conversation with it. (people WILL think you are crazy..i garentee!)

FINAL ONE! YAYYY

10. Walk up to a lady or man with a plastic ring in hand then stop them in the middle of an area then scream out "SHUSH!!!" when everyones gone quiet kneel down infront of the person brab their hand give them the ring and yell out "Stupid! So Stupid! i know you've been cheating' then get up and walk away.

Thats all i have at the moment i hope you enjoy and please! don't get arrested! don't get hurt! don't die! so thankyou my dudes!

Peace Out!

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~o~KAWAII~o~

~Love Carrie