-Sander Sides- (oneshots and more)

Are You Calling Me Fat?! (Prinxiety)

I honestly don't know anymore-

Btw, sorry for being inactive! I just had a tough time during testing in school... (I'm so bad at math- and I can't even right a proper essay correctly with little time like... wtf)

Anyways, hope you enjoy!!

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       Roman and Virgil have a lovely conversation! Specifically about certain types of clothing.

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"Why do you always wear tight jeans?" Roman said seemingly out of nowhere.

       The dark trait raised his head to look up at Roman. He was slightly caught off guard as he focused his attention to the prince instead of the show they were currently watching.

       Virgil and Roman recently had a debate whether lava is wet or not; Roman being the one to initiate the conversation. After finally deciding to go to Logan to give the appropriate answer, being that lava is, by the definition, wet. They decided to end the conversation there. It's been a few minutes of them sitting in the living room waiting for Patton, Logan, and Thomas to arrive after shooting a few scenes for a video. 

       Virgil shifted from where he sat on the floor and replied, "I don't know. I just like them... aesthetically?" He fixed his attention back to the T.V. His back settling against the side of the couch in front the T.V.

"Well- I mean... I never thought you'd be the one to wear that type of pants," Roman stated calmyly.

"What does that mean?" Virgil questioned. His brows furrowing as he sharply glanced back up at Roman.

       Roman was avoidant of the anxious side's gaze. He sighed audibly loud and seemingly stared off into space in deep thought. Roman thought long and hard about how to word his thoughts. Then he hesitantly said,

"I just assumed that you wouldn't be the type to wear such... tight... article of clothing because of your need of comfort and laziness- I- I don't mean that in a bad way of course," Roman furrows his eyes in deep thoughtful as he continues his explanation,

"I also thought... because of your roundish exterior-"

"Are you calling me fat?!"

       Virgil somewhat agreed to Roman's first few points of reasoning, but completely lost it at the sudden addition to his explanation. The prince trait looked up at the dark side. Virgil's sudden outburst catching him off guard as he feels his face heat up and change hue. Roman is quick to attempt to apologize for the miscommunication,

"What? Of course not! If I were to call you fat, then that would basically be calling myself fat and I know I'm gorgeous and stunning as-"

       Virgil forced himself to not snicker at the "apology". Virgil musters up the most convincingly hurt voice he could manage, "You insensitive bastard!" The pessimist like trait raised the back of his hand to his forehead, closed his eyes and pouted.

       Roman gawks at him with some sort of sarcasm; naturally playing along with Virgil's antics.

"Says the one with those tight jeans! I'm saying that because those jeans are completely inappropriate for this time of year, okay? It's practically Spring- April for heaven's sake, Virge! APRIL!" Roman exclaims, his arms shooting upward to emphasize his point.

       Virgil snorted at Roman's "complaints" Virgil rethought Roman's words for a few seconds before standing up, smirking to himself. He slowly turned his entire body to face Roman who was attempting to watch around Virgil's body at the show they were still watching.

       Virgil examines his nails as he slyly says, "I wonder what's your obsession over referring to my jeans as 'tight', hm? You could've just said jeans in general, but you didn't." The dark side pointed out. Virgil smirks as he looks down at Roman who was now shifting uncomfortably in his seat on the couch, "You seem to be very focused on them to give them such a questionable trait. I wonder how many times you stared at them on a normal, daily basis!"

       Roman blushes lightly as he looks away and avoids any eye contact with Virgil. "I was just saying that. Why would I would I ever look at the bottom half of your body in such a way?" Roman queried in defense, "I certainly wouldn't do such a thing!"

       Virgil hums in thought as he proceeds towards Roman who back up further on the couch, burying his back into the cushions.

       Virgil takes his sweet time, smirking down at Roman as he stalks towards him. Resting one of his knees on the outside of Roman's thighs, leaning foward and catching himself with his arms above Roman's head. Virgil leans down and gently whispers into Roman's ear, "You sure 'bout that, sweetheart?"

       Roman blushes lightly, giving a sideways glare at Virgil as he leans back up. Roman then smirks at Virgil as he turns and lifts his head up to look at Virgil.

"I don't know. Would I, darling?" He looks up almost innocently at the dark trait, playing along with his games. "Why you-" Virgil hissed through gritted teeth. 

       He hated the sly look plastered on the prince's face. How his smirk was perfectly cocked. How his hair was beautifully resting in the way of his dark, mahogany brown eyes. How his cheeks were lightly colored in a gorgeous pink hue. It was easy to say that Roman was absolutely stunning.

       Virgil lightly blushed as he realized he was staring. He looks away from Roman shyly. Roman smiles deviously at Virgil.

"What? See something you like?" Roman taunts, trying his hardest to suppress a laugh. The anxious side hisses out Roman's name in a low tone warningly. "You need to stop before someone walks in on us!" Virgil whispers in a rushed tone. Roman chuckles lightly,

"Oh Virgil, I'm pretty sure we'll be safe from the others-"

       Roman's sentence gets cut off as both him and Virgil hear footsteps run down the stairs to the living room. Logan, Patton, and Thomas were in an interesting discussion about the video they filmed until they abruptly stop to look at the other two traits laying on the couch.

       Virgil's face refuses to look at the others, his head hanging low and his face absolutely red. Once and a while, Virgil is audibly heard cursing under his breath. Roman looks past Virgil to look at the other sides and lightly blushes. Logan looks Virgil and Roman up and down questioningly and then said. "Looks like you two had fun while we were gone." Patton and Thomas give soft chuckles and giggles to the logical sides observations.

       The fanciful side's face heats up as his cheeks reflect a shade of red as he stumbles on his words for an explanation.

"We didn't do anything! We swear!"

       Logan scoffs and smiles tauntingly, "Sure you did."

       Roman smiles shyly at them as he feels Virgil shift and lift off the couch and off of Roman. The anxious trait is quick to escape from the events that occurred in that living room and sinks away, possibly to his room. Roman follows quickly afterwards and sinks away. Thomas and Patton start laughing about the whole scene that they saw just moments ago.

       Logan just shakes his head in annoyance, knowing that this wasn't the first time they walked in on both Roman and Virgil climbing on top of each other.

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Again, sorry for being inactive! Btw this was an old story I almost never bothered to finish- I have so many prompts I started, but haven't finished... so be prepared for a lot of stuff in the future!

This story had 1100+ words I think- not that bad •3•

Anyways, see ya in the next oneshot or somethin'

-LMA