The Signs Getting Told Their Outfit Is Ugly

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Aries- *Turns to a random person.* "I think this person is talking to you."

Taurus- *Grabs the person's hand.* "I think we need to get you to the eye doctor, ASAP."

Gemini- "HAHAHA, nice joke, tell me another one."

Cancer- *Raises their eyebrows.* *Looks them up and down slowly.* "Are you sure you can judge?"

Leo- "Yeah, and your outfit looks so nice!... Wait, is it not opposite day?"

Virgo- *Gets really confused as they can't comprehend that they look anything other than incredible.*

Libra- "Honey please, this outfit costs more than you are worth."

Scorpio- *Calmly explains to the person that they are projecting their insecurities onto other people and then walks away while the person sits there falling apart. 

Sagittarius- *Laughs hysterically.* *Walks over to their friends and tells them what happened.* *All collectively point and laugh at the person.*

Capricorn- *Throws the nearest heavy object and acts as nothing happened while the person is bleeding to death.*

Aquarius- "Yeah, you're probably right but I chose to look like this. What's your excuse?"

Pisces- "...And yours isn't? "

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