Warning!: The following skit is a work of fiction. So please don't get butthurt!
Pastor- In the name of the father...
Gemini- *Whispering* Father, son, holy ghost, head, shoulders, knees and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, ayy macarena!
Taurus- *Laughs* AMEN!!! *A bit too loud*
Pisces- Shh, you're gonna get us kicked out! *Sarcasm*
Aries- Here's the collections. *Hits Pisces in the face with the basket*
Pisces- Aries you idiot!
Libra- You could see Aries is a 'basket case'. *Snickering*
Everyone- *Groans*
Pastor- Turn to page 394 and sing how great is our god.
Capricorn- *Snape impression* Turn to page 394...
Cancer- *Snickers* HoW gReAt Is OuR gOd!!
Scorpio- Oh my god, you suck. It's more like HOww GrEAtt iSss oUR GooooD!
Virgo- If you all don't shut up, I'll shove this Bible up your-
Leo- HEY IT'S TIME FOR COMMUNION! I just want some food. *Whispers forcefully*
Pastor- In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit-
Leo- Aww, this bread sucks!
Sagittarius- *Pretends acting like a crazy person* THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE BODY OF CHRIST AND WE ARE CANNIBALS!!
Pastor- Ok, I've had enough!! *Drags them all out by the ears*
Aquarius- How rude. Doesn't he know not to yell in church?
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Zodiac Scenarios Part-2
RandomSo you're back for more? No problem! New zodiac scenarios for you! YAY! Courtesy of the internet and commentators.
