Yes, Darkness Has a Heart

Chapter Two

Creepy surprise

Shadow links pov

I'm going to get Zelda a book about loft wings y'know the birds from Skyloft. I laughed quickly and saw Girahim walk through the door to the church of Hyrule. I was curious so...

I followed him when I accidentally bumped right into Zelda I apologized, grabbed her by her perfect waist, kissed her and kept walking.

Girahim was walking through the door and walked right up to Vio who was busy praying and didn't notice. but hmm I wonder who Vio was praying to?...

Next thing I saw was Girahim sitting next to vio and licking his face... Girahim suddenly glanced back at me and kissed Vios collar bone. that bastard!

I rushed up to them and picked up Vio bridal style...he was still praying. I pulled him away from the perv, Girahim

And kicked Girahim in the stomach. ouch! vio awoke from his praying state and elbowed my stomach, I gentily put him down and held my stomach crouching down slowly falling to my knees.

I was trying to get him away from a perv who wanted to lick his body and he elbows me in the stomach.

"What do you think your doing?" the man in purple questioned.

"I I was trying to get you away from that perv, (pointingly looks at Girahim) he he was trying to lick you" I managed in a weak voice.

Vios pov

That perv he was just using an excuse I think I would know if Girahim was licking my face... wait what are they both doing here. creeps

"Get out of Hyrule this land is not for evil to be in! leave at once" I demanded.

"But I'm not evil!" he whined.

"Don't lie to us. you could at least have the decency for that!" I spat at him.

"Why does everyone think just because I live in the the dark realm I'm evil. I just like to scare people and am a bit creepy and I love you!" Shadow choked out.

"Excuse me?" I asked.

"I mean I... I uh... I mean I love your style," shadow quickly covered.

"My style... I wear a tunic like any other knight! Creep!" I stomped out dragging them with me.

Giraham's pov

Aww. I can't believe the shadow kicked me in the stomach for loving someone. Hmph! He's so selfish he just wants vio to himself. Meanie!!!! HE WILL BE MINE!!!!! *Que. evil laugh*

"cough cough" I quickly teleported to the dark realm and started hatching a new plan of how to make shadow jealous.... Okay so maybe I like Vio... Only a little! Shut up!!

It's not my fault Vio isn't aware in his praying state... And he just looks so cute!!! Whatever! If Ganon found out he would not be impressed... That y'know I kinda maybe have a teeny tiny 'crush' on vio. It's still not my fault.