April Valdez has updated her status: should i tell them?
Percy: NO, April if you say a word I will legit hunt you down and kill you!
Leo: April, what's Percy talking about?
Annabeth: Percy, what is April talking about?
Piper: you seriously don't know?
Jason: yeah, seriously? pipes and I have known for ages! it is all over camp!
Leo: WHAT?
Annabeth: WHAT?
April Valdez: Well, Percy and I are dating!!!!
Leo: what the actual crap
Piper: It's true! I was on a mission for Aphrodite, trying to find a good Percabeth moment for her, I looked through Percy's cabin's window, and Percy and April were making out! I have a video!! (posts video)
Leo: 😢 #foreveralone
Annabeth: 😡 Percy, please come here!
Percy: y?
Annabeth: so I can hurt you for betraying me!
Percy: well, I would...
April Valdez: if we were actually dating!!! if you would kindly look at a calendar, you will notice it is April 1st, other wise known as APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! GOTCHA!!!
Annabeth: but
Leo: the video!
April Valdez: piper missed the part were we broke off, choking and gagging!
Leo: so you aren't dating Percy?
April Valdez: HECK NO!! i would rather jump off a cliff than date Percy!
Athena: this girl has sense! she doesn't date sea scum!
Annabeth: MOM!!
Athena has been blocked
April Valdez : does nobody else see that this is all just a big name pun??????
Leo: LOL
All log off
