Sanders Sides One Shots

Logan's a Goner

A/N: Credit to GG or TheGhostGirloftheInternet on Quotev, along with Ferran (insta: ferranisaderp), the star of her story!
Warning: Dirty jokes, swearing and cringe

Ferran's Pov

I was home alone with Logan, who was currently reading and sipping on his coffee every so often. I was walking back from the kitchen after making my own when I stubbed my toe against the couch.

"OW! SHIT!" I dropped some of my coffee. "FUCK, NO!"

Logan started rattling something. I turned, wide eyed, towards him, to see him with his gaze still at his book holding up the swear jar Patton has in the living room (mostly for when Joan or Virgil curses). "Put a dollar in the swear jar."

I looked straight in his eyes, grabbed a can from the trash can next to me, and exclaimed, glaring at him, "From what I heard coming from Patton's room last night, you need to put a 20 in the Sin Tin."

He spit out the coffee he had in his mouth, his eyes the size of golf balls, maybe bigger. "You could hear us?!"

"I was kidding-wait. WAIT! LOGAN WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!"

He started blushing heavily, getting up and walking away shakily, trying to calm me down. "N-nothing happened-"

"That stutter says differently Logan," I interrupted coldly, slowly stepping towards him.

"Ferran, be logical here. You do not need to do this, we did NOTHING of that sort."

"Well then what DID you do Logan?"

"W-we just made ou-UP! MADE UP, WE HAD AN ARGUMENT BEFORE AND THEN WE MADE UP!"

"TELL THAT TO VIRGIL WHEN I CALL AND TELL HIM!" I yelled, running towards the home phone.

"FERRAN NO!" He screamed back, chasing after me. I jumped across the couch, grabbing the home phone from it's place, he wrapped his arms around my waist and picked me up.

"PUT ME DOWN!" I yelped, kicking slightly while typing in the number.

"GIVE ME THE PHONE!"

"NEVER!" I screamed back.

"WHAT IN DISNEY IS GOING ON IN HERE?!"

"LOGAN TOOK PATTON'S INNOCENCE!"

"I DID NOT!"

"THEN WHY WERE YOU SO FLUSTERED WHEN I SUSPECTED YOU TWO OF DOING IT LAST NIGHT?!"

"WAIT WHAT?!" Roman screeched.

"IGNORE WHAT HE'S SAYING, WE DID NO SUCH THING!"

"VIRGIL!" I yelled.

He came in. "What's up?"

"LOGAN TOOK PATTON'S INNOCENCE!"

"YOU DID WHAT TO DAD?!" He growled at Logan.

"NOTHING VIRGIL, YOU CAN GO NOW!"

"HE'S LYING, THEY DID DO SOMETHING!"

"LOGAN PUT MY CHILD DOWN!"

"WHAT ON THE EARTH IS GOING ON IN HERE?" We all shut up and turned towards the fatherly figure.

"Uhhh-"

"LOGAN SAID YOU GUYS DID THE THINGS!"

"DID NOT!"

It was dead silent in the room for almost two minutes before everyone heard, "Well my children aren't the only people who call me daddy," He said, winking at Logan.

"OH.MY.GOOOOOOD!"

"MY HOLY DISNEY EARS!"

"YOU'RE DEAD LOGAN!" Virgil ran at Logan, making him drop me on the couch, quickly running up the stairs. Patton looked confused.

"What'd I say?"

Oh my Lord GG, what the hell did you let me read and publish 😂 I'm just kidding it's great, love ya