Lifes a Joke. (Creepypasta x reader)

appalling parody's

When I woke up I was already being held vertical by two people on both sides of me.

"Toby who the hell is this person?" A raspy voice said.

"Just, wait tell she wakes up."

"If we wait tell then slender will get back and have a fit." A girls voice said.

"He'll have one anyways." the first voices said again, "Wait is she moving?" I Shifted In the two pairs of arms unsuccessfully attempting escape.

"She is." I felt someone grip the hood over my face. "Lady's and gentlemen and others, I present to you... Ava Swinters." The hood got pulled off my head and it took a few seconds for my eyes to adjust to the new lighting but when they did I was met with a extraordinary view. I was in a living room with a group of people, kind of people, that had an assortment of odd mutation like quality's on there faces.

"I think she likes what she sees." A blond said winking at me when I looked to him.

"Wait who's Ava Swinters?" Said a girl with a rusting clock embedded in her eye.

"You know that comedian we like, the one we've showed you videos from? That's her."

"I had no idea she even lived in this aria." Said the boys who name I now new as Toby, "Then I saw her sitting by the edge of the forest by her school."

WhaT are YOU DoiNG? The voice eminated from behind the rest of the group and my eyes darted up to find a tall blanched man dressed in a dark suit that clinged to his body around the shoulders being just slightly tight on he tall man.

"Do they even make suits in that size." The words slipped out and everyone looked at me in surprise.

aNY waY, I'lL ASsK aGaiN. WhaT are YOU DoiNG?

"Well," Toby said, "You've heard us talk about Ava Swinter. And when I found her I thought I'd bring her here. As a sort of surprise for everyone." She creature crossed his elongated arms over his chest.

Do YOU HAVe any IDeA hOw reaCKlesSss tHat ISs? WhAT? Do YOU exPECt To dO NOw?

"Keep her."

"Excuse me." I said looking at him. Everyone turned back to me I pulled my self out of the two at my sides grips while they weren't focusing and crossed my arms over my chest. "Look I don't know who any of you are but no one is keeping me." The tall man was silent for a moment thinking.

fALLOW mE.

He led me up stares and through a cores of hallways tell we ended up in an office room and we each took a seat at opposite sides of the desk.

i'M ssURE YOU'rE loOkinG for SsomeThINg lIKE an ExponATIon. We ASs YOU hAve notESsssed are Not Your TyPIcal groupe of PEopLe. Thosse DoWN thERe and I We KiLL BuT IN theRE lIVess YoUR thIS KinD of SstabilITY. I THinK HavING yoU arOUnd Will BE A GOod INfluEnce But IF i ONce GET wIND thAt your SsToPING tHEM FrOM KiLLING YoU aRe Out OF HeRE. AnD BEforE yOU Ssay ANYthinG,,,, This Is NOt a OFFer. IF YOU TrY tO LeAvE wE WILl KILL yoU. UnderSsTOoD.

"I um, understood. I guess."

GOOd.

He stood up and disappeared from the room. I walked out of the room into the halls of what was my new home.