After dropping Freddo home, I decided to go home and get some rest. When I got home, my baby, Ski was already cooking. Fried Chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, with some macaroni and cheese. When I got in, she automatically noticed that my lip was fat...
Ski: Kaiden, what happened to you?
Me: Nothing baby, I'm good. Just got into a little situation at the store.
Ski: Why do you always get into it with someone?
Me: Well, some mad man came up to me, I didn't do shit.
Ski: Whatever, just eat your food that I made you.
Me: I'll eat, not because you told me to, but because I'm hungry. And I hope you planning on giving up that coochie later on tonight.
Ski: Ha, no, after having Demiyah, you know my vagina still gotta heal.
Me: (Starts Laughing)
Ski: Did I say something funny?
Me: Yes.
Btw, just a fair warning, I can't say or hear the word "Vagina" without laughing. I don't know why, I'm just a child. It's messed up for my age because men can say it without laughing and they don't even have one...
Ski: What did I say that was so funny to you Kaiden?
Me: (Still Laughing) You figure it out, if I say it, I'm just gonna laugh more.
Ski: Fuck you, you're so immature, just eat your damn food before it gets cold, cuz if you have to put it in the microwave, you're gonna be pissed.
Me: Alright, damn.
After eating, I took a shower, and after an hour long shower, I decided, since Ski wasn't finna be able to fuck anytime soon, I might as well do something called masturbating. So I went down to the basement so I don't wake her or the baby. After playing with my pussy for about an hour, I went back upstairs to wash my hands and I went straight to sleep. At least for 2 hours until the baby started crying, so I had to get up and feed her then go back to sleep, and for the rest of the night, I was out cold.
