I walked into the doctors office. And guess who i see.
"Jason?? What are you doing here? And who is this girl?? With the baby bump..." I asked Jason franticly.
"Well, Lacy, i can explain everything." He quickly yet nervously replied.
"No need." I responded to the liar in front of me. "Get out of my face. Were through. As if we were ever a thing." I continued and stormed off.
I gave him the finger without looking back. I hope he saw it. But, i really dont give two flying fucks.
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"Lacy?" I got up and smiled at the nurse as i exited the waiting room.
"How are you lacy?" She seemed interested. "Good..."
I replied, Lying through my teeth.
"Im gonna have you get on the scale."
I took off my shoes and stepped on the giant weighing machine.
"Okay. You can get off now. You are currently at a healthy weight of 120 Lbs. Good job!" I smiled again at nurse lady.
"We will be in room five today." She showed me the way and opened the door as i followed her inside.
She took my blood pressure, my temp, all the good things, you get the picture.
Then the doctor came in.
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"Well, Lacy, you will be receiving a phone call. We are going to test your urine in the laboratory. You should be getting a phone call either today or tomorrow with the test results of whether you're pregnant or not."
I nodded and said okay. I felt another cramp coming in. "Oww, oww ouch!! Oh my god!! Man, that really hurts!!! I think im gonna-"
Thats when i puked. All over the doctor. Ugh. So humiliating. I need a mint. I grabbed my purse and pulled out a tic-tac.
"Oh my god. I am soooooo sorry. I didn't mean to
Throw up on you, or even throw up at all! I am so sorry-" "its okay Lacy, these are all common signs of early pregnancy."
