I'm on a ski 🎿 trip and on our 30 HOUR journey here in Italy I heard this "where's the box?
What box?
My box of grapes!
How could you lose a box of GRAPES we're on a coach!
I know!!!"
This was said by some year 9 girls. Anyway, see you at the end.
AU: N/A
Words: 304 (sorry)
Warnings: Slight smut (making out, it's not detailed at all)
"Dean!"
"Yes, Cas?" Dean asked tiredly. They were driving cross country, and the puppy man moose hybrid had fallen asleep in the passenger seat, while Cas sat in the back of the 1967 Chevy Impala with Dean driving.
"I appear to have lost something." Cas continued,
Dean hoped it wasn't something sticky or chocolate.
"And what would that be?" Dean asked through gritted teeth, he had been driving for a while now and was getting tired.
"My grapes," Cas replied innocently.
Dean almost choked on the water he was drinking.
"Your what?!" Dean asked slightly shocked.
"My box of grapes I was eating," Cas said, seemingly unaware of the other meanings.
"Doesn't everything taste like molecules?" Dean asked confused.
"Yes. But I really like the taste of grapes!" Cas replied his big doe eyes looking at Dean through the car's mirror.
—— later ——
Cas and Dean were making out in the back of the impala, while Sam was in the motel sleeping. I guess the boys thought they were being sneaky and Sam would never find out buuuuuuut. THE MOOSE KNOWS ALL!!!!!!! Dean moved and felt something under him.
"Ahhhh!" Dean screamed. They both sat up.
"Well, I found the grapes, Cas!"
Yaaay I did it. They did not find the grapes on my bus but not like this or that would have been rather awkward.
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