Clumsy (Namjin)

5

Namjoon's Pov

"You *laugh* are *laugh* an *laugh* absolute *laugh* idiot *laugh* Namjoon *laugh* hyung *laugh*" Taehyung wheezed out as I told him what had happened. I was also here with Hoseok.

We were in the middle of working but rush hour had just ended so there wasn't much to do so I told Taehyung and Hoseok all about what had happened and Taehyung was being an absolute bitch about it.

"Dickhead," I mutter, hitting Tae's head as he laughed. Me hitting him made him laugh even more.

"Umm," we heard a voice at the paying place. It was a customer. But not just any customer, it was Kookie and he was looking at Tae a little worriedly.

"Don't worry, he's fine," I say. "We went to the mental hospital yesterday."

Jungkook's eyes almost came out their sockets when I said this. Poor guy, he took it seriously.

"I'm joking," I tell him and he visibly relaxed.

"Ok."

He payed he money and I gave him his change and receipt.

"Can you umm, call Tae. I need to give him something," He shyly asked.

"Of course, customer satisfaction is our number one rule. He'll be with you shortly. I really do ship Taekook," I tell him professionally as he pondered over my words.

I went to the back where they were cleaning up the dishes.

"Yo Tae, your boyfriends requested you," I tell him, smirking.

"He's not my boyfriend," he muttered as he walked past me.

"But he will be," I call after him, laughing at his string of curses.

"Are you okay now, Joon," Hoseok asked me.

"Yes, Manager Jin wrapped my hand up well," I tell him happily as I show my hand. "Also, sorry for making you clean up."

"It's fine, your hand looked painful," he said, cringing at he remembered it. "I don't like blood."

"That would have been worse for you, when you cleaned it up. Oh god, I'm really sorry," I tell him.

"Oh no, it's fine. It wasn't that much. I'm a big boy, I could handle it," Hoseok announced, flexing his muscles. "You probably had it worse. The pain."

"It wasn't that painful," I tell him.

"No?" He asks, his eyes wide.

"Not when I was holding Manager Jin's hand," I tell him, a cheeky smile on my face. Hoseok squealed and started jumping around. What a ball of sunshine.

"HE SAID YES!!! JOON!! HOBI!! JUNGKOOKIE SAID YES AND WE ARE GOING ON A DAAATE!!" Tae screamed as he ran into the room.

Let's just say, this news wasn't very good on Hoseok heart and he almost fainted of cuteness. I'm kidding. He did faint.

Hoseok had been unconscious for about 5 minutes and we didn't want to tell Manager Jin incase we got in trouble so we were waiting for him to wake up. Honestly, sleeping beauty was taking his time. God, just wake up.

"Hobi hyung?" Tae whispered, poking Hoseok with a spoon.

"STAYIN' ALIVE!" Hoseok yelled as he quickly shot up from his fainted state, scaring the shit out of both me and Tae - if that wasn't clear from the screams that left our mouths.

We heard the door open and we saw as Manager Jin came in with a worried expression on his face. "I heard the screams."

"That was just Joonie hyung and I screaming because we thought Hobi hyung was dead," Tae explained, slightly shrugging.

Jin grumbled something under his breath but I didn't quite catch it, Hoseok did as he burst out laughing, causing Manager Jin to kick him. Tae and I laughed.

"Oh and Tae, congrats!!! I'm so proud to be your future mother-in-law," Manager Jin squealed hugging a blushing Tae.

"Wait, mother-in-law," he asked and Manager Jin just nodded. "Who's the father-in-law, then?"

Manager Jin went red and side-glanced at me causing me to look away at the ground in embarrassment while Hoseok silently died, I mean fangirled, again and Tae smirked.

"Hey, you guys need to work!" Manager Jin said trying to cover up how flustered he was. He then left.

As soon as the door closed, Tae burst out into obnoxious laughter while Hoseok squealed And fangirled really loudly. I rolled my eyes at them.

"So, how did you ask Kook out then, pure little innocent Tae," I asked causing his laughter to come to abrupt stop and a start to the red creeping up his neck.

I walked up to him and squeezed and cooed in a baby voice, like he did, "Aww, is someone blushing. Is little wittle Taetae embarrassed."

He pushed my hands away as I started to laugh. "Hey, I wanna know how you asked him out."

"Well," Tae started before clearing his throat. So dramatic. "I gave him my number on a napkin and when he came to pay he gave me his. So I asked him for a date in the same way, by writing it on a napkin, and he wanted to give me answer when he paid, hence why he called me," he says, with more confidence than he had before.

Let's just say, I worry about Hoseok's health as he was literally melting.

"Are you okay, Hobi hyung?" Tae asked worriedly.

Hoseok just nodded while repeating, "Cute, so cute."

Yup, I'm taking Hoseok to the normal hospital and Tae to the mental hospital. Why am I surrounded by people who have problems? Eh, it was my fault, I guess.