A pirate walks into a bar
The bartender asks
What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
ARRR! it's driving me nuts!
Now I've been ridin 'cross the seven seas
Lookin' for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye-patch
Tri-hat
Rollin' like a pirate
Shiver my timbers
Fuck you til your limber
Freaky deaky
Till you get leaky
Like run DMC
It's tricky
So animated might as well call me Mickey
Pedal to the medal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like ARR! ARR!
Flow wick like SARS
XXX till I hit your mark
AHOY! AHOY!
I put the happy to the joy
Fuck with me
And I'll play you like a gameboy
Ninja
Skin ya
Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop!
I'm a motherfuckin pirate!
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Yoooo hooooe!
Sorry bitch
I wasn't callin your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flame
Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
No, wait. guess again
I'm a motherfuckin pirate!
I'm over you like I just got dunked
Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
It's not the motion of the ocean
And size of the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where
With these fuckin water wings
I used to be ballin
Now I'm just straight dunkin
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin
Jealous bitches be hatin
Cause it's not them we fuckin
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo Ho Ho
It's a pirates life for me
Fire!
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle of rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
I'm a pirate niggah!
