*random stuff by me*

Fun fact #2

So I walk into the bathroom where my mom is brushing her teeth and notice something white outside.

"Mom," I started hesitantly. "what's that white stuff outside?"

"cocaine." she answers, still looking into the mirror.

"Great." I huff out. "it's raining drugs again"

"better hold your breath when you go out there."

It's 8°F and I'm freezing my ass off. My mom is currently scraping the windows of the car down and I'm getting ear raped.

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