*random stuff by me*

GUYS!!

So my teacher dan is a pretty laid back guy. (we call our teachers by first name idk why tho) we're talking about catfishing because I believe my grandpa is being catfished and dan suggested that I make up a profile with my grandpa's picture and find him a real girlfriend.

And so, he goes:

"Tell them this. Say 'hi, my name is Dan.' But don't use my name, use his."

And all I could think about was hello internet.