Ohayou~ My name is Atsushi and I am ______'s cat. Even though Masaomi insists I am fat, I am not. I just have a lot of fur, that's all. I like eating sweet cat treats (and sweets in general) and if you take them away from me while I'm still eating, I will scratch you. Today, my owner has gone to buy groceries with her mother. I hope she'll bring back some sweets. That would be really nice. The only problem about this situation is that I'm stuck with one idiot and a mother in a teenage boy's body. Nevermind, the mother in a teenage boy's body is a good thing.
"Hey, Fatty! Looks like sis left you home today, huh?" The said idiot* snickered and pet my head.
"Meow~" 'Don't call me 'Fatty' '. I glared at him
"Now now, Omi! He's not fat, just a bit chubby, that's all!" Mom #2** said
"Mew." 'I'm not chubby either.'
"Why don't you take Atsushi to the park, Omi? He needs to socialize with other animals other than humans, you know?"
"Meeeooowww~" 'No, I'm comfortable here. Don't take me outside where it's hot.' I complained
"Why do I have to do it?!" Idiot exclaimed
"You need to get some sunlight too, you know? Not just playing video games or watching movies everyday. Also, you need to hide those XXX Magazines better. They're really easy to find-"
"H-HEY!! DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THOSE!!" Idiot's face was red
"Then take Atsushi to the park." Mom #2 smiled
"Fine, fine!" Idiot huffed and went to his room to get ready.
I hope he brings his money, because I'm going to bother him until his wallet is empty from buying me cat treats and sweets.
>: Timeskip
"Socialize, okay?" Idiot said to me, "And don't go too far. I'll be on this bench if you need me." He added as he lay down on the bench (horizontally) and put an arm over his eyes.
Laziest human I've ever met. He better buy me sweets later. I thought and ventured off trying to find something interesting. Or maybe some human that will give me food.
"Mew~ Mew~" 'Tetsuyacchi~ So mean~' A yellow cat wailed as he followed a smaller light blue cat.
"Meow!" 'Ryota! You're bothering Tetsu, shut up!' A dark blue cat meowed angrily at the yellow one.
"Meow." 'Be quiet. You two are annoying -nanodayo.' A green cat with half-circles under his eyes joined in.
"Meow." 'Daiki, Ryota, Shintaro, I can't concentrate. Be quiet.' A red cat with heterochromatic eyes ordered, eyeing a chipmunk just a few meters away.
They all have unusually-colored fur, like me. I approached them.
"Meow?~" 'Is there any food here?' I asked
"Meow~" 'Wah~ You're big and you have purple fur!' The yellow cat exclaimed
"Meow!" 'Ryota! You're being impolite -nanodayo!' The green cat smacked Ryota's head.
"Mew." 'Eh, Shintaro... It's true, though.' The dark blue cat replied.
"Meow." 'If you guys keep on being noisy, Seijuro will become angry and scratch you.' The light blue cat (Who I didn't notice was beside me) popped up
"MEW! Meow~" 'GAAHH! Tetsuyacchi! You scared me!' Ryota exclaimed
"Meow." 'I was here all along, Ryota-kun.' The light blue cat said, a blank expression on his face.
'What a bunch of weirdoes. I'm going back. There's no food here anyway.' I thought as I walked away from them.
Something caught my eye.
An empty park bench.
With a candy bar on one of the handles.
I walked over to the bench and jumped on it, looking at the candy bar.
It's my owner's favorite flavor.
I was about to take it, but then..
"Huh? You again?" A familiar voice said
I immediately glared at the tall human*** in front of me.
"This is mine, not yours." He said as he picked the candy bar up and walked away.
I was not the type to angrily chase my enemies when I come into contact with them, but he took the candy bar that I was planning to share with my owner (Most of it was mine, though.)
I ran after him and latched on to his leg as he tried to open the candy bar.
He stopped and looked down at me, "Get lost. Didn't I tell you ______-chin to get you away from me and my sweets?" He said as he shook his leg, trying to get me off.
Sadly, it worked. I flew off of his leg to the grass and he walked away.
"Fatty! There you are!" Suddenly, Idiot came by, panting and wiping some sweat off of his face, "I got a call from Takeshi and he told me that sis and mom are home. Sis cut in and told me to tell you that she bought your favorite cat treats." He took a deep breath, "I don't know if you can understand that but let's go!" He stood up straight and pointed in the direction of our house.
'Idiot. Of course I can understand that.' I thought. At least I can finally be fed and cuddled by my precious owner when we get home.
>: Timeskip
"COOL AIR! GAAAHHH~" Idiot exclaimed and lay down on the floor as soon as he stepped in the house (and closed the door, of course)
"Atsu!~ I got your favorite treats!" ______ smiled and crouched down in front of me, holding a bag of cat treats.
With her blocking the lightbulb's light, she looks like some kind of angel coming down to Earth just to feed me those glorious cat treats.
"Omi! I fixed up your room for you! And hid those magazines~" Mom #2 yelled loudly enough so he could be heard throughout the whole house.
"What magazines?~" Mother asked in reply, a sweet-yet-scary tone laced in her voice
"GAAAHHH!! TAKESHI!!" Idiot immediately stood up and ran to his room to try and escape his mother's wrath
Mom #2 walked to ______'s side and crouched down too. They both looked at eachother before saying:
"Idiot." They laughed and ______ pet my head.
"Meow~" 'An idiot among idiots.' I replied, purring due to my precious owner petting me.
"C'mon, Atsu. Those cat treats aren't going to eat themselves, y'know?" ______ stood up and went to the living room.
"And I need to make sure mom doesn't accidentally murder Masaomi." Mom #2 chuckled and went upstairs to check on mother and Idiot.
'Yes, life right now is perfect.' I thought as I lazily walked to the living room to be with my owner.
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A/N: Something I came up with since I was bored. Also, Cat Midorima is scared of humans like Human Midorima is scared of cats.
*This is Masaomi, in case you haven't figured out yet.
**This is Takeshi. Yes, he acts like a mother most of the time.
***This is Murasakibara (human), in case you haven't guessed.
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