Murasakibara X Reader || KNB [DISCONTINUED]

Noseblood (Extra)

"Ugghhh... My nose feels hot." Masaomi sighed, covering his nose with a hankerchief.

"What kind of normal person would say that? Ew." Rai replied, giving a disgusted look at Masaomi.

It was just after English class, and the teacher walked out.

The two started bickering, throwing shade at each other.

"I'm older than you!" Masaomi.

"Doesn't mean crap if you act like a 6-year old." Rai.

You drew another line underneath Rai's name in your notebook.

Rai

IIIII-I

Masaomi

II

Looks like another point for her.

"Oh yeah?" Masaomi smirked, "At least I can speak English without the 'uhh's and 'ahhh's."

.....Masaomi could speak English?

Wow.

Rai glared at him. "Oh really? At least I don't pronounce 'election' as 'erection' most of the time."

You blinked. Now they were probably throwing shade at each other in English.

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The teacher's late, and Rai and Masaomi are still bickering in English.

Rai suddenly stopped and looked at Masaomi with a horrified expression.

"Oi, what is it?"

She shakily pointed at him.

"Your nose...... t-there's blood dripping down..."

Masaomi quickly felt the place in between his nose and his top lip and the color of his face drained. "G-G-GYYAAAHHH!!!" He hurriedly tries to find his hankerchief, but it mysteriously disappeared.

Rai's horrified expression changes into a mischievous one as she tries to hold back her laughter, saying something in another language.

"NAKAKANOSEBLOOD TALAGA UMINGLES, NOH? HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"* She let it all out, laughing in her chair while your other classmates just watch silently with mortified faces.

Well, except Murasakibara. He's too busy eating his snacks in the back.

And you? You have no idea what the hell just happened.

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*something like 'SPEAKING ENGLISH CAN REALLY MAKE YOU NOSEBLEED, RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA"

i was bored and remembered a classmate who got a nosebleed after taking the english exam before

i don't know with other nationalities, but here in the philippines, we say that speaking english could make you get a nosebleed xD a popular phrase (at least in my class) is 'My nose is blooding.' we do the wrong grammar in that statement purposely.

pinoys and pinays can relate, no?